In fairness to Jerry

[GimmeTheBall!]

He had to say this game was important.
He could not tank the game without incurring ethics questions.

Jerry wants to win.
But he does not win nonetheless.
He does not have football smarts.
But he has money, owns the Cowboys and makes a handsome profit.
I don't think if I could do better. I don't know if YOU blokes could do better.

Here is the bitter truth, stout lads of the metroplex and correctional facilities across this country of fast food and fast women.
We have to wait for Jesus to welcome Jerry unto his good kingdom before Stephen can step up and wright the ship.
When that time comes we shall all weep for Jerry. Then cheer the return of greatness.
Amen.

 

[Ranching]

If anyone thinks Jerry doesn't care about winning, you are mistaken. He would make much more money if he was in the playoffs every year. Like him or not, he's owns our team. No amount of gripeing is gonna change that, but Garrett Sucks!!!! So does his OC!

 

[Don Corleone]

He had to say this game was important.
He could not tank the game without incurring ethics questions.

Jerry wants to win.
But he does not win nonetheless.
He does not have football smarts.
But he has money, owns the Cowboys and makes a handsome profit.
I don't think if I could do better. I don't know if YOU blokes could do better.

Here is the bitter truth, stout lads of the metroplex and correctional facilities across this country of fast food and fast women.
We have to wait for Jesus to welcome Jerry unto his good kingdom before Stephen can step up and wright the ship.
When that time comes we shall all weep for Jerry. Then cheer the return of greatness.
Amen.

He'll have some crazy clause in his final will and testament. Something to the effect that Stephen will have to pull him out of his casket weekly, dress him up, and put him in his sky box for each and every game. The old man will never go away. See "Weekend at Bernie's".

 

[black label]

 

[links18]

Not in the mood to be fair to a billionaire charlatan playing fantasy football with my team.

 

[visionary]

If anyone thinks Jerry doesn't care about winning, you are mistaken. He would make much more money if he was in the playoffs every year. Like him or not, he's owns our team. No amount of gripeing is gonna change that, but Garrett Sucks!!!! So does his OC!

The problem is cowboy fans are ignorant like every poster who thinks "Jerry wants to win "

 

[pacy]

3 and a half more hours buddy. You are to early.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

He'll have some crazy clause in his final will and testament. Something to the effect that Stephen will have to pull him out of his casket weekly, dress him up, and put him in his sky box for each and every game. The old man will never go away. See "Weekend at Bernie's".

I imagine there will be a statue of Jerry at the stadium.
That's just something that got in me eye. Me good eye, mate.

 

[pacy]

I imagine there will be a statue of Jerry at the stadium.
That's just something that got in me eye. Me good eye, mate.

Yes they replace Landrys statue.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

3 and a half more hours buddy. You are to early.

"to early." ?????
Methinks junior got into the liquor cabinet.

 

[Ranching]

The problem is cowboy fans are ignorant like every poster who thinks "Jerry wants to win "

Lol! What a man!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Your uncle (on the right) and your sis lost weight. Pilates, mate?

 

[Ranching]

The problem is cowboy fans are ignorant like every poster who thinks "Jerry wants to win "

If you're a fan, you must be ignorant! If you're not get the hell out.

 

[Ranching]

Pass that over here brother!!!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Yes they replace Landrys statue.

The trademark royalties were deemed too high for that statue.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

If you're a fan, you must be ignorant! If you're not get the hell out.

Steady as she goes, good lad, steady. He cries easily.
Like me, he is sentimental.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

He'll have a perpetual stiffy!

That is to say, a stiff upper lip, mateys. That will be all. Carry on, then.

 

[visionary]

If you're a fan, you must be ignorant! If you're not get the hell out.

If you think winning is a priority for Jerry you're part of the problem

 

[Ranching]

If you think winning is a priority for Jerry you're part of the problem

Get the flip outta here! Fans like you come a dime a dozen. . Love it or leave it.

 

[cityochamps]

As a business man JJ has a bottom line that's all that matters, winning is very important to that but so is keep other cost down and keeping control of the team (all control) if that mean he hits his bottom line at 9-7 10-6 or even 8-8 he will be happy and wont change much on the team a play off win or two would be a bonus for him