cowboyfreak;2378622 said:
Can one of you guys/gals give an up to date injury report?
Are these guys who you have?
Tony Romo - pinky- 2 more weeks
Kyle Kosier - foot -
Felix Jones - hamstring - 2 more weeks
Terrence Newman -hernia - 2 more weeks
Roy Williams - arm - injured reserve
Mat McBriar - foot - injured reserve
Anthony Spencer - -
Pat Watkins - spinal disc -
Bradie James - elbow -
Jason Witten - ribs -
Anthony Henry - quadricep - 1 week
PacMan -stupidity - indefinately
Stupidity is a real illness. It has to be treated. Can you imagine the suffering someone goes through being stupid? Just think about it!
You can't help yourself throwing money at partially neeked women.
You can't refrain from having your possee beat the crap out of people that annoy you.
In some cases, it is even necessary for you to have homeboy shoot some people just to get back the money you threw at partially neeked women.
You have to have someone else to pick your friends because the ones you make on your own aren't worth a crap.
You have to slug one of those appointed friends because he won't act like your old friends.
You can't refrain from dressin up in the stupidest costume you can find because it helps you maintain your cred.
Your stupidness has limited your view of life to the very little sphere in your own head, because anything other than you just takes too much thought and creates great pain.
When someone gives you a gift, like a second chance, you just feel it is entitled to you. Again, you can't help it, you are just stupid.
Curing stupidity is one of the major challenges faced by our society. Medical science has not been able to find a cure and we continue to look at stupidity as some kind of personal failing, rather than the illness it really is. This desease is generally passed on through your DNA, much like heart desease or breast cancer. If your parents were stupid, it is likely that you will suffer from stupidness as well. If your family has a history of stupidness, seek medical help immediately.
In some cases, stupidity is not genetic, rather it has an enviromental cause. Medieval Europeans suffered greatly from stupidity due to poor diet and using lead utensils. Research has suggested that ingesting lead can cause stupidity. Opponents argue that ingesting lead is the result, rather than the cause of stupity. Whatever the truth, it is clear that parents with no history of stupidity can have a stupid child.
Pacman Jones is a classic example of stereotyping stupid people. By suspending Pacman, Roger Goodell has not addressed the underlying reasons for Pacman's stupidity. A stupid person can no more avoid doing stupid things than a drug addict can avoid a seeking drugs. The euphoric bliss of stupidity is comforting and a safe haven for those that lack the rudimentry cognitive skills to make rational decisions. To punish the handicap is to akin to beating a one legged man for not dancing. Beat him all you want, he just can't two step his way across the floor.
I for one would like to see the NFL create a fund to help those players that suffer from stupidity. Many former players suffer stupidity as the result of on field injuries - tackling with their heads as an example. Some brought stupidity with them nto the league. Either way, stupid players, and stupid people in general, need to be understood instead of being relegated to the backrooms of our society.
So, in closing, I say bring your crazy uncle out from the basement and put him into mainstream society. If he can bump into people and run backwards fast, call Dave Campo and let him know Packy's replacement is available.
