Interesting ways to describe this team from the top down.

[tupperware]

Jerry is a salesman first.
Wade is a cheerleader, not a leader.
Our secondary is reactive rather than proactive.
No No Daniel san. Offense On, Defense Off. Defense On, Offense Off.

 

[superpunk]

Thread title says interesting.

Thread failed to deliver.

 

[tupperware]

Thread title says interesting.

Thread failed to deliver.

My contribution was just the appetizer. Those more qualified are here to make it good.

 

[Vintage]

Thread title says interesting.

Thread failed to deliver.

Describe your feelings, in general, about this thread.

 

[Vintage]

My contribution was just the appetizer. Those more qualified are here to make it good.

Thread failed to produce food.

Semi-disappointed.

Crab cakes, please.

 

[superpunk]

This thread blows from the top down.

 

[tupperware]

This thread blows from the top down.

Hey get back on topic please.

 

[superpunk]

I'm jk I love this thread. Just bitter and lashing out.

 

[Vintage]

This thread blows from the top down.

That's my favorite blowing.

 

[tupperware]

Seriously that's exactly how our secondary is. That's why you always see them chasing down people and whiffing. Constantly out of position. They see someone with the ball, they chase them. They are not a proactive group. Which is another reason why we typically don't get turnovers from the secondary.

 

[Apollo Creed]

Jerry is a drunk circus ringmaster. Similar to Mr. Burns from the Simpsons, with Stephen playing the role of Smithers.

Wade is a loser.

Red is the silver spoon coach, with a yellow belly, that is perpetually giving Cowboys' fans blue balls.

 

[RS12]

Stinks like a fish?

 

[jimmy40]

Seriously that's exactly how our secondary is. That's why you always see them chasing down people and whiffing. Constantly out of position. They see someone with the ball, they chase them. They are not a proactive group. Which is another reason why we typically don't get turnovers from the secondary.

 

[Doomsday]

How can you look at an image of Gump with Campo and not have faith?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What pains me about Wade is that he looks so overcome by the moment when things are going bad. You would expect the supposed leader of the team to show a little fortitude in the face of adversity, but oh no, not Wade Phillips.

He looks like a Grandfather standing to the side while his grandkids tussle about, "Now, now, play nice guys."

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Thread title says interesting.

Thread failed to deliver.

Maybe he's like T-Ro, teasing future installments?