IDK, I feel like Dak has a lot to do with it. We have to get rid of him. And JG
Meanwhile.........
At a local grocery store deep in a small quite town where you could hear a pin drop. Dak shopping in disguise again(shades, fake dreads, trench coat, ect), was in aisle 11 when he walked near by some Rams fans as they were talking about football.
Smiling, laughing, having a great time.
They bring up the cowboys next week, and start talking Dak. And how they will kill him, and how he can't pass the ball.
Immediately Daks eyes turn bloodshot red as he clinches the bag of chips and pops it.
The fans look at Dak don't recognize him with the disguise and continue talking.
Fan #1 "Did you see how that bum was throwing the ball, behind his receiver's??"
They laugh and start mocking his throwing motion.
Fan #2 "oh I'm done talking! Lol, Dak shut up you stupid loser"
Laughing hysterically, banging the shelves
Dak's eyes become more bloodshot, and he starts to get feverishly hot.
Dak flips over a shopping cart and starts hyperventilating, shaking, breathing uncontrollably, and foaming out the mouth."
The fans look over at him.
Fan #2 " what a spazz, what's wrong with this fake Blade with dreads"
Fan #1 " Hey look guys it's a Goomba From the 90's super Mario Movie with dreads."
A nearby customer, laughing and kicking his own shopping cart
"Hey Whoopi Goldberg, whens the next sister act coming out, huh huh?" While touching Dak's shoulder
They are all laughing hysterically
"Hey look at this fake Dak with dreads, who would want to be that guy, Lamar Jackson is way better"
At this point Dak had enough, as he lets out a scary battle cry, breaks the one guys wrist who's touching him and he takes a glass bottle of Wine in the aisle and breaks it over one of the fans head.
"You idiots, I'm Dak Prescott" as he takes off his disguise.
The fan gushing blood from his head is like " what the heck Dak?, We were just joking" before passing out.
Fan #1 takes off in sheer panic, knocking over a 9 year old kid.
Dak says "I'll show you to mock me!!!"
He takes another glass bottle of wine, does a 3 step drop back and launches it aiming at the fans head. It had velocity so high, it could propel an industrial fan.
Only problem is, there wasn't enough accuracy behind the pass and it ended up being behind the fan, only to hit a cop who was shopping for some chicken on his break.
The cop hit in his vest, pulls out his gun and says "Freeze!!!!!!"
The fan that ran busts out laughing, the other fan wakes up, and starts kicking and laughing, as Dak hits a 4 flat out the door.
Jumps in his Lykan Hypersport with a 3.7 L engine Twin Turbocharged
Hits the gas and screams
"I'll most likely still get paid, you losers."
What a Jerk......
#DontpayDak