Is Jason Garrett a Robot?

[Apollo Creed]

It's long been understood in insider NFL circles that Jerry Jones turned Jason Garrett into an android in 2007 (using his hefty 3.5 mil Coordinator salary as a R&D fund). I think somewhere around 2014 they unleashed a new RJ prototype with a more assertive clap and darker hair that's more marketable.

Increased lexicon, less 'football team/player, stacking/processing. Fewer glitches in sub 2 minute situations.

That way Jerry will never have to give another 'man' credit for winning a Super Bowl.

Evidence below.

Dated Version 1.0 - The G-1000 (travelled back in time to sabotage Wade)

Updated G-2000

2017s G-3000

 

[superjoe]

, posremnants5518, member: 5remnants's long been understood in insider NFL circles that Jerry Jones turned Jason Garrett into an android in 2007 (using his hefty 3.5 mil Coordinator salary as a R&D fund). I think somewhere around 2014 they unleashed a new RJ prototype with a more assertive clap and darker hair that's more marketable.

Increased lexicon, less 'football team/player, stacking/processing. Fewer glitches in sub 2 minute situations.

That way Jerry will never have to give another 'man' credit for winning a Super Bowl.

Evidence below.

Dated Version 1.0 - The G-1000 (travelled back in time to sabotage Wade)

Updated G-2000

2017s G-3000

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LMAO Nice.

 

[Beats_By_Zeke]

If I was paying to view this forum. I would ask for my money back.

 

[Apollo Creed]

If I was paying to view this forum. I would ask for my money back.

Bet you're fun at parties, username applies.

 

[Sarge]

There goes 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

 

[Melonfeud]

Pretty hilarious really,
But watching the progression of the 'Garrett' leads me to believe it's steroids he's doing and they don't test those personal in the n.f.l.

 

[haleyrules]

lol. Wheres Idgit?? Garrett is not, in fact, human. Jerry designed and had him built...he has a string on his back...Jerry pulls it and Jason either says something pre-recorded or claps his hands!! .

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

Garrett standing next to his Robot players Dez and Witten on the sideline. At least Robot Garrett smiled.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Ginger Robotics
OS - Clapper 3.5.0

 

[Melonfeud]

Ginger Robotics
OS - Clapper 3.5.0

Hilarious,,, but seriously I think it's time for me to break the war arrow and support J.G. (can't say I envy him as it's a tough high pressure job he's got)
Yes TEAM!

 

[zrinkill]

 

[Supercowboy1986]

man, if we had sky net as a resource, we would dominate the nfl. By wiping out all of humanity.

 

[Melonfeud]

man, if we had sky net as a resource, we would dominate the nfl. By wiping out all of humanity.

I'm gonna retire to my fortress of solitude and ponder the postulation of your theorem while running the numbers in Chinese arithmetic,,,,

 

[haleyrules]

I'm gonna retire to my fortress of solitude and ponder the postulation of your theorem while running the numbers in Chinese arithmetic,,,,

WTH...I need a drink!!

 

[big dog cowboy]

Does this look like a robot to you?

 

[dogunwo]

Does this look like a robot to you?

LOL @ the question in the second clip.

 

[haleyrules]

Does this look like a robot to you?

Yes. It looks like he's trying to fly! in the first clip....

 

[MileyDancer]

Does this look like a robot to you?

How sad is it that he has to get the home crowd to quiet down while we're on offense? I can't stand our home crowd. People have told me to sit down, then ran to an usher. Usher tried to tell me to sit down, so I said, "Go get your supervisor." The supervisor said I could stand all I want. Only here would you have fans complain someone is standing and into the game. I sell most of my tickets to pay for away game trips. They're much better. /rant

Also, if Garrett is a robot, whoever programmed him needs to be assassinated.

 

[The Fonz]

He can be the next spokesman for the Clapper ads . In fact he will do better

 

[DallasEast]

How sad is it that he has to get the home crowd to quiet down while we're on offense? I can't stand our home crowd. People have told me to sit down, then ran to an usher. Usher tried to tell me to sit down, so I said, "Go get your supervisor." The supervisor said I could stand all I want. Only here would you have fans complain someone is standing and into the game. I sell most of my tickets to pay for away game trips. They're much better. /rant

Also, if Garrett is a robot, whoever programmed him needs to be assassinated.

My issue isn't really with fans who stand up. Fans should cheer for their team in a matter that they feel most comfortable. If that means standing up, so be it. However, other fans have the right to watch the game and you can't watch a game through other people's bodies. That said, my issue is not so much with fans who have come to a game to sit on their backsides.

My issue is with fans who sit and do little or no cheering for their team. Those are the fans I don't care for. Doesn't matter whether they are fellow fans of my favorite team or fans of the opposing team. Make noise. Provide your share of vocal encouragement for your team. Doesn't require yelling for 60 minutes if that's not who you are. Try 30 minutes. 15 minutes. Shoot. One minute of hollering 'LET'S GO DEFENSE' when it's third down. Say something! Otherwise, I don't really feel empathetic seeing anyone frown because all they're doing all game long is staring at someone else's butt cheeks for several hours.

/rant