Reverend Conehead
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Here are football formations and schemes that I just can't stand. It may be irrational, but, oh well.
1. The wishbone. EEEEEWWWWWWWWW! I'm watching an old college football game in which the Sooners used the wishbone. YUCK! Any team that uses that formation deserves to lose. It just looks stupid. Thank God no one in the NFL uses it. (Do they?)
2. The 3 - 4 defense. Blech! I'm so glad the Cowboys dumped their use of the 3 - 4. I don't even really know why I hate it so much. I just expect to have FOUR linemen, not three, FOUR. And I want three linebackers. There should be a middle linebacker, not an interior left linebacker and an interior right linebacker. Yuck. I can't stand that. I think any team that uses the 3 - 4 must love commie dictators or serial killers or something, or maybe they torture little kittens. I don't know. I just don't like it.
3. The run and shoot offense. NO! NO! I always despised Buddy Ryan, but I did get a good laugh when he called this scheme the "chuck and duck." I always saw it as a lame gimmick. Thank God it's gone out of style. No one uses it anymore, right? I hope not. If they do, they should have to change the name of their team to "The Wusses."
So that's my list. What's your list of formations or schemes that you hate.
1. The wishbone. EEEEEWWWWWWWWW! I'm watching an old college football game in which the Sooners used the wishbone. YUCK! Any team that uses that formation deserves to lose. It just looks stupid. Thank God no one in the NFL uses it. (Do they?)
2. The 3 - 4 defense. Blech! I'm so glad the Cowboys dumped their use of the 3 - 4. I don't even really know why I hate it so much. I just expect to have FOUR linemen, not three, FOUR. And I want three linebackers. There should be a middle linebacker, not an interior left linebacker and an interior right linebacker. Yuck. I can't stand that. I think any team that uses the 3 - 4 must love commie dictators or serial killers or something, or maybe they torture little kittens. I don't know. I just don't like it.
3. The run and shoot offense. NO! NO! I always despised Buddy Ryan, but I did get a good laugh when he called this scheme the "chuck and duck." I always saw it as a lame gimmick. Thank God it's gone out of style. No one uses it anymore, right? I hope not. If they do, they should have to change the name of their team to "The Wusses."
So that's my list. What's your list of formations or schemes that you hate.