Is Wade Phillips the Susan Boyle of NFL coaching?

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Susan Boyle...you know that chunky, homely, middle-aged British woman that shocked the world with her singing voice and became a You-tube sensation Everyone underestimated her because of her looks, age and style. But she had the pipes to really sing. She put us all to shame by exposing some of our prejudices.

I wonder if Wade Phillips in the end will also make us all reappraise our prejudices. He might just take us where Bill (Captain Charisma) Parcells never could: A Super Bowl title.

Wade not only is uncomfortably rotund, but he has a voice and style that could easily get lost in the crowd. With zero charisma he doesn't exude anything like top-dog leadership and wiggles nervously on the sidelines. He insists on repeating silly defenses of himself and his record.

But the man knows his defensive football like there is no tomorrow and he does tote at least the title of head coach, Dallas Cowboys.

If we lose one of our remaining games and miss the postseason--or get an early escort out of the playoffs--this all will be mute. For every Susan Boyle that breaks through---there are 500 Paula Abduls, and Carrie Underwoods. Almost universally the super bowl coaches and super bowl quarterbacks look the part. Gritty, tough and charismatic.

I have told 100 people I don't see Wade as a head coach. But I'd love to see him blow away my prejudices. It would do humanity some good, perhaps to see Wade hoist a Super Bowl trophy, man-breasts heaving. It sure would do Cowboy nation some good.

If not...next year...there's always Mike Shanahan/Christina Aguilera.
 

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Wait, Wade is a fat, ugly woman who can really sing?

Okay. I can live with that.
 

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However people want to describe Wade is fine by me all I'm interested in is this team getting over a long standing hump and if he can do that I'll be more than happy to call him coach Wade Phillips next season in Dallas
 

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I'd love to see Wade or anyone else raise the Lombardi Trophy after a Cowboys' SB victory.
 

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It would be nice to see him win it all for his sake as well as for the Cowboys...

he seems to be a nice guy who is mocked because of his mild and affable personality. Although he may well have his flaws and stupid errors he takes his share of silly criticism based on possible irrelevant things (he is tubby, too nice, doesnt snarl at people etc).

I dreamed a dream....
 

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lostinomiya;3170648 said:
It would be nice to see him win it all for his sake as well as for the Cowboys...

he seems to be a nice guy who is mocked because of his mild and affable personality. Although he may well have his flaws and stupid errors he takes his share of silly criticism based on possible irrelevant things (he is tubby, too nice, doesnt snarl at people etc).

I dreamed a dream....


lostinomiya...mild and affable...that's the best description perhaps. I truly do like the guy and feel he's been picked on brutally. Maybe he can win one for the everyday Joes of the world--and for Cowboy fans everywhere. (ultimately though that's the players job, isn't it?)
 

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I would love nothing more than to see Wade hoist a Lombardi, however I fear the reality is that Wade is gone after this year and Garrett takes over next year.

Maybe Garrett = Britany Spears!!!!!
 

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I was watching Frosty The Snowman the other night and was really shocked at how much he reminds me of Wade.


When the heat goes up, he dissapears.



Wade is Frosty.



Oh, and Jerry is the sleazy magician with the magic hat.


If we lose to the skins, I think Jerry wants his hat back Wade. :laugh2:
 
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