It's awkward when your friend's mom is hot

Reverend Conehead

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Whoah. A good friend of mine posted a vintage photo of his mom on Facebook. OMG! She was a babe way back when. I posted an incredible understatement: "She was pretty." I was thinking, "Wow, hot! I'm not terribly surprised that your dad felt like doing her." I didn't write that, of course. Would have been uncouth. Sheesh, what a surprise it is to learn that a friend's mom was gorgeous. Good thing I know when to keep my big, fat mouth shut. Holy .................. I'm sure others have run into this situation. Man.
 

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Is her husband named Jessie? Is your friend's name Stacy?

If so then that means you wish you had Jessie's girl and your in love with Stacy's mom. Rick Springfield and Fountains of Wayne would probably want your autograph.
 

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Whoah. A good friend of mine posted a vintage photo of his mom on Facebook. OMG! She was a babe way back when. I posted an incredible understatement: "She was pretty." I was thinking, "Wow, hot! I'm not terribly surprised that your dad felt like doing her." I didn't write that, of course. Would have been uncouth. Sheesh, what a surprise it is to learn that a friend's mom was gorgeous. Good thing I know when to keep my big, fat mouth shut. Holy .................. I'm sure others have run into this situation. Man.
"She was pretty" didn't work because he's your friend and knows exactly what you're thinking.

And yes, most of us have probably run into that but we had the sense to say "wow, your Mom bakes great cookies" or "your Mom is such a nice lady". We let all of the women tell him how pretty his Mom was or is.
 

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Whoah. A good friend of mine posted a vintage photo of his mom on Facebook. OMG! She was a babe way back when. I posted an incredible understatement: "She was pretty." I was thinking, "Wow, hot! I'm not terribly surprised that your dad felt like doing her." I didn't write that, of course. Would have been uncouth. Sheesh, what a surprise it is to learn that a friend's mom was gorgeous. Good thing I know when to keep my big, fat mouth shut. Holy .................. I'm sure others have run into this situation. Man.

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I'm disappointed, I was expecting a far more embarrassing anecdote, possibly starting "My friend had a pool party and I was floating on an inflatable hippo in My speedos, drinking a strawberry daiquiri..."
 

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"She was pretty" didn't work because he's your friend and knows exactly what you're thinking.

And yes, most of us have probably run into that but we had the sense to say "wow, your Mom bakes great cookies" or "your Mom is such a nice lady". We let all of the women tell him how pretty his Mom was or is.
Is this a euphemism?
 

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Whoah. A good friend of mine posted a vintage photo of his mom on Facebook. OMG! She was a babe way back when. I posted an incredible understatement: "She was pretty." I was thinking, "Wow, hot! I'm not terribly surprised that your dad felt like doing her." I didn't write that, of course. Would have been uncouth. Sheesh, what a surprise it is to learn that a friend's mom was gorgeous. Good thing I know when to keep my big, fat mouth shut. Holy .................. I'm sure others have run into this situation. Man.
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Reminds me of when I was in high school and went over to a friends house.

:omg:

For me it was a friend's sister, and an older one, so I wasn't really in her league, but she was nice. All of my friends and I liked going to his house because his sister was cool. She was 5 years our senior, but she wasn't snotty to us like some girls would be. She would talk and joke with us and have us all laughing. She was cool.
 

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Whoah. A good friend of mine posted a vintage photo of his mom on Facebook. OMG! She was a babe way back when. I posted an incredible understatement: "She was pretty." I was thinking, "Wow, hot! I'm not terribly surprised that your dad felt like doing her." I didn't write that, of course. Would have been uncouth. Sheesh, what a surprise it is to learn that a friend's mom was gorgeous. Good thing I know when to keep my big, fat mouth shut. Holy .................. I'm sure others have run into this situation. Man.
I messed around with a friends mom when I was a sophomore in HS. She was hot and her daughter was cool with it. The good ol days
 
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