It's awkward when your friend's mom is hot

[Reverend Conehead]

Whoah. A good friend of mine posted a vintage photo of his mom on Facebook. OMG! She was a babe way back when. I posted an incredible understatement: "She was pretty." I was thinking, "Wow, hot! I'm not terribly surprised that your dad felt like doing her." I didn't write that, of course. Would have been uncouth. Sheesh, what a surprise it is to learn that a friend's mom was gorgeous. Good thing I know when to keep my big, fat mouth shut. Holy .................. I'm sure others have run into this situation. Man.

 

[nobody]

Is this some bizarre way of saying Happy Mother's Day? lol

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Is her husband named Jessie? Is your friend's name Stacy?

If so then that means you wish you had Jessie's girl and your in love with Stacy's mom. Rick Springfield and Fountains of Wayne would probably want your autograph.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Reverend. I got to say, some of the threads you start really come off as quite creepy sometimes lol.

Especially the time machine ones. lol

 

[CouchCoach]

Reverend. I got to say, some of the threads you start really come off as quite creepy sometimes lol.

Especially the time machine ones. lol

I was waiting for the time machine trip so he could try to steal his friend's Mom from his Dad.

Rev struggles with celebrating holidays and special days in the normal way.

 

[CouchCoach]

Whoah. A good friend of mine posted a vintage photo of his mom on Facebook. OMG! She was a babe way back when. I posted an incredible understatement: "She was pretty." I was thinking, "Wow, hot! I'm not terribly surprised that your dad felt like doing her." I didn't write that, of course. Would have been uncouth. Sheesh, what a surprise it is to learn that a friend's mom was gorgeous. Good thing I know when to keep my big, fat mouth shut. Holy .................. I'm sure others have run into this situation. Man.

"She was pretty" didn't work because he's your friend and knows exactly what you're thinking.

And yes, most of us have probably run into that but we had the sense to say "wow, your Mom bakes great cookies" or "your Mom is such a nice lady". We let all of the women tell him how pretty his Mom was or is.

 

[yimyammer]

Whoah. A good friend of mine posted a vintage photo of his mom on Facebook. OMG! She was a babe way back when. I posted an incredible understatement: "She was pretty." I was thinking, "Wow, hot! I'm not terribly surprised that your dad felt like doing her." I didn't write that, of course. Would have been uncouth. Sheesh, what a surprise it is to learn that a friend's mom was gorgeous. Good thing I know when to keep my big, fat mouth shut. Holy .................. I'm sure others have run into this situation. Man.

WWP

 

[The Fonz]

I was waiting for the time machine trip so he could try to steal his friend's Mom from his Dad.

Rev struggles with celebrating holidays and special days in the normal way.

that will be the next thread

 

[The Fonz]

Is this some bizarre way of saying Happy Mother's Day? lol

I think they call that Gerontophilia if i am not mistaken

 

[HeavyBarrel]

Benched for no pics......

 

[DFWJC]

Is this some bizarre way of saying Happy Mother's Day? lol

 

[Londonboy]

I'm disappointed, I was expecting a far more embarrassing anecdote, possibly starting "My friend had a pool party and I was floating on an inflatable hippo in My speedos, drinking a strawberry daiquiri..."

 

[Londonboy]

"She was pretty" didn't work because he's your friend and knows exactly what you're thinking.

And yes, most of us have probably run into that but we had the sense to say "wow, your Mom bakes great cookies" or "your Mom is such a nice lady". We let all of the women tell him how pretty his Mom was or is.

Is this a euphemism?

 

[cowboyec]

Is this a euphemism?

yes....it means she has a nice rack.

of cookies of course

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Benched for no pics......

Pic not included for privacy reasons.

 

[DallasEast]

Whoah. A good friend of mine posted a vintage photo of his mom on Facebook. OMG! She was a babe way back when. I posted an incredible understatement: "She was pretty." I was thinking, "Wow, hot! I'm not terribly surprised that your dad felt like doing her." I didn't write that, of course. Would have been uncouth. Sheesh, what a surprise it is to learn that a friend's mom was gorgeous. Good thing I know when to keep my big, fat mouth shut. Holy .................. I'm sure others have run into this situation. Man.

There are 30 CowboysZone forum rules.

It may soon become necessary to adopt a 31st rule...

 

[CouchCoach]

Is this a euphemism?

It might be, you Brits have really cute names for being naughty.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Reminds me of when I was in high school and went over to a friends house.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Reminds me of when I was in high school and went over to a friends house.

For me it was a friend's sister, and an older one, so I wasn't really in her league, but she was nice. All of my friends and I liked going to his house because his sister was cool. She was 5 years our senior, but she wasn't snotty to us like some girls would be. She would talk and joke with us and have us all laughing. She was cool.

 

[Ranching]

Whoah. A good friend of mine posted a vintage photo of his mom on Facebook. OMG! She was a babe way back when. I posted an incredible understatement: "She was pretty." I was thinking, "Wow, hot! I'm not terribly surprised that your dad felt like doing her." I didn't write that, of course. Would have been uncouth. Sheesh, what a surprise it is to learn that a friend's mom was gorgeous. Good thing I know when to keep my big, fat mouth shut. Holy .................. I'm sure others have run into this situation. Man.

I messed around with a friends mom when I was a sophomore in HS. She was hot and her daughter was cool with it. The good ol days