It's 'Caption This' Time!

[BotchedLobotomy]

 

[Jarntt]

"Did I leave the iron on"

 

[J-man]

And then, the stripper ran and jumped off the yacht!

 

[xwalker]

Taken earlier today. This should be fun.

Jerry: Party bus leaves for the strip club at 6pm.

 

[maryquality]

"Do you guys think you can find me a spiffy pair of short pants just like convict number "L" is wearing right there?"

I had to go back and look at the picture to see what you were talking about. I totally didn't even pay attention that there was a ref in the shot!! Kudos to you!

 

[zrinkill]

Jerry - "Ok guys this is the gameplan"

Puppet - "Whatever you say sounds good to me Jerry"

Parker - "What have a gotten myself into?"

 

[Bigtex67]

Didn't realise we hired the chief engineer from Star Trek Enterprise, good to know though.

He may be able to knock up a retractable curtain via remote control I guess ?

Or he could create a new visor that phases out the direct sun......

 

[blueblood70]

Taken earlier today. This should be fun.

Can we find a way to caption some memes from the Rams sideline last night how about pregame when they were mocking the sleeping stuff on the field before the game kind of odd because that's looked like the team that showed up the one that was over hyped over confident and they got beat so we need some memes from that side line because that would be awesome I mean a super team with a super GM and a super coaching staff and a super roster didn't look so super last night..

Mock Jerry all you want.. You imagine if this was Dallas and they traded for Miles Gary in the same manner or even got Max Crosby now season in game one we lost the game big to the Giants and Max Crosby had a zero stat line meaning no pressures no sacks can you imagine the backlash he'd be getting right now Yeah the backlash is coming for the Rams and I'm loving every minute of it and if I hear one more time it must have been the plane ride that's also on the owner the GM and the coaching staff for making that bad decision so either way they made a bunch of poor decisions last night including a poor game plan..

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Can we find a way to caption some memes from the Rams sideline last night how about pregame when they were mocking the sleeping stuff on the field before the game kind of odd because that's looked like the team that showed up the one that was over hyped over confident and they got beat so we need some memes from that side line because that would be awesome I mean a super team with a super GM and a super coaching staff and a super roster didn't look so super last night..

Mock Jerry all you want.. You imagine if this was Dallas and they traded for Miles Gary in the same manner or even got Max Crosby now season in game one we lost the game big to the Giants and Max Crosby had a zero stat line meaning no pressures no sacks can you imagine the backlash he'd be getting right now Yeah the backlash is coming for the Rams and I'm loving every minute of it and if I hear one more time it must have been the plane ride that's also on the owner the GM and the coaching staff for making that bad decision so either way they made a bunch of poor decisions last night including a poor game plan..

It's just meant to be fun humour. Not meant to be taken seriously.

 

[shabazz]

Jerry; "Christian, you know that you're going to be HC here next year, right?"

Schottenheimer; "you guys know i can here you, right?"

 

[shabazz]

It's just meant to be fun humour. Not meant to be taken seriously.

Hes a special boy

 

[blueblood70]

It's just meant to be fun humour. Not meant to be taken seriously.

I know I know I'm saying But we pick on Jerry you think it's funny so let's pick on the Rams owner the Rams GM the Rams coaching staff and all the moves they made we should make some memes out of it because I wanna be funny too I would like to see that 'cause I am giddy dude I'm like laughing truly laughing my butt off over that loss last night and all the moves they made Miles Garrett was an absolute no show He didn't even have a tackle last night oh wait a minute can we do this meme too can we put Miles Garrett's head on a fat lineman and say he's fat and slow?

Call Miles Garrett fat and lazy II mean that is what we do around here in cowboy land so I just wanted to get my shots in wherever I can I am being funny I mean I know you can't read tone in here but I'm really really really happy that the Rams got their butts kicked last night and I hate the 49ers but I can't hate them for last night they made the Cowboys Nation understand that it is not always about spending the most money and having a separate GM because you can still get your butts kicked at any moment it's not always about making the biggest move like Miles Garrett or changing out both your corners which by the way the Cowboys have the old Rams corners both of them from last year that went to a championship game not the ones that were with Kansas City on a losing team last year I just wanted to point all this out because I have no other place to point it out because this is Cowboys nation not Rams Nation but I'm gonna make sure I get my shots in just because it's only one game. just because it's only one game

Leads to my point it's only one game no matter what happens Sunday night it's one game I don't want to hear about Jerry and how we need a separate GM can we separate that for one week About the moves that weren't made here that were all made in Ram's land and they got their butts kicked...

 

[Rockport]

Taken earlier today. This should be fun.

CP - “Some of these forum clowns talk about Dak more than his own family. If obsession was a sport, they’d be All‑Pros.”

Schotty - “Dak throws one incompletion and the haters act like it’s a national emergency. He throws four touchdowns and they say it ‘doesn’t count.’ I swear they’re spewing nonsense in the game threads so aren’t event watching the games.”

Jerry - “Some of these clowns have been hating Dak since before he was drafted. I’m giving them a lifetime achievement award for commitment to lunacy.”

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

WCBA Sports Radio is reporting that an NFL referee was seen trolling the Dallas Cowboys management and coaching staff as Losers at AT&T Stadium in Arlington TX. Thursday afternoon. Allegedly the referee kept flashing the L symbol throughout the practice. WCBA has reached out to the NFL referee's association but have received no comment. When asked to comment on the situation Owner/CEO Jerry Jones said "Ahh screw him."

 

[Whirlwin]

You got any Viagra?

Finally, somebody with a sense of humor

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Finally, somebody would’ve sense of humor

Exactly lol, that was funny from @Ranching

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Taken earlier today. This should be fun.

Hey, do you guys want to go to a furry convention?

 

[Dakota]

Jerry: I like our guys, what do you guys think?
CP, Shotty: We like them too.
Jerry: Ok, you can keep your job.

 

[ksadler1]

Shotty: When the season starts, l'd better not see you on my sideline Jerry. Keep your butt up in your box and don't bother me!

 

[Runwildboys]

Taken earlier today. This should be fun.

No Jerry, it doesn't smell like cherries.