It's crazy, no one is angrier at Jerry Jones than the fans

nobody

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I harbor no anger nor ill
will toward this 80 year old man, however, how much would it cost me to have someone use a drone to drop a flaming brown bag of dung on the poop deck of Jerry yacht?
You know those firefighting choppers that drop water on forest fires? Can we hire one and fill it completely with urine to drop on his yacht when he and his family are taking pictures on the deck?
 

shabazz

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You know those firefighting choppers that drop water on forest fires? Can we hire one and fill it completely with urine to drop on his yacht when he and his family are taking pictures on the deck?
Include a ton of asparagus to be consumed before providing said urine and I'm all in!
 

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In a typical season, usually fans of other teams call out the players and the owner for being pathetic. Lately, Cowboys fans are demonstrating the meltdown for Jerry to see. The biggest fans of the Cowboys are unified behind the cure: Jerry has to sell the team. New leadership, new life, or else... what... Things will continue to implode, without a major change. Figure it out, Jerry, the fans are done with you... Congrats.
Jerry needs a big Bill Parcells type of move now.
Either Bill Belichick or the Deion twins.
Another solution is to sell now, as he can get top dollar compared to what the price might be 3-4 years from now.
Ya, the sight of Jerry leaves one with very ill-mannered comments and emotions.
 

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Some fans have forgotten Dallas won a couple of championships when Jimmy Johnson kept Jerry Jones running (and fuming) in his own lane. Jones could sell the team but the possibility is almost absolute zero. It is also a stretch expecting Jones to go back to how it was thirty years ago, hire a competent head coach and get out of everyone's way. However, the latter strategy is FAR more likely to ever happen than the former.
Yea, it's a shame that Jimmy's ego got in the way and led him to quit...i can't say that I blame him, he had pride and a sack, but it could have been an even better run. Yea, yea, it was Jerry's fault...I get it, but Jerry was the boss and signed his paycheck. IIWII
 
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