Coogiguy03
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To the next lifeWe are basically doomed until Jerry moves on.
To the next lifeWe are basically doomed until Jerry moves on.
You know those firefighting choppers that drop water on forest fires? Can we hire one and fill it completely with urine to drop on his yacht when he and his family are taking pictures on the deck?I harbor no anger nor ill
will toward this 80 year old man, however, how much would it cost me to have someone use a drone to drop a flaming brown bag of dung on the poop deck of Jerry yacht?
Include a ton of asparagus to be consumed before providing said urine and I'm all in!You know those firefighting choppers that drop water on forest fires? Can we hire one and fill it completely with urine to drop on his yacht when he and his family are taking pictures on the deck?
At least in Purgatory they can get out of there through others prayers, sacraments, and good deeds.....think thats gonna help us here?I prefer to think we are stuck in perpetual limbo. Or Purgatory, lol.
Jerry needs a big Bill Parcells type of move now.In a typical season, usually fans of other teams call out the players and the owner for being pathetic. Lately, Cowboys fans are demonstrating the meltdown for Jerry to see. The biggest fans of the Cowboys are unified behind the cure: Jerry has to sell the team. New leadership, new life, or else... what... Things will continue to implode, without a major change. Figure it out, Jerry, the fans are done with you... Congrats.
Admittedly, I am the literal type but I was not being literal in this instance. That said, Jerry Jones is Satan.At least in Purgatory they can get out of there through others prayers, sacraments, and good deeds.....think thats gonna help us here?
....he's definitely not sophisticated enought to rank the Lucifer or Beelezebub monikersAdmittedly, I am the literal type but I was not being literal in this instance. That said, Jerry Jones is Satan.
Yea, it's a shame that Jimmy's ego got in the way and led him to quit...i can't say that I blame him, he had pride and a sack, but it could have been an even better run. Yea, yea, it was Jerry's fault...I get it, but Jerry was the boss and signed his paycheck. IIWIISome fans have forgotten Dallas won a couple of championships when Jimmy Johnson kept Jerry Jones running (and fuming) in his own lane. Jones could sell the team but the possibility is almost absolute zero. It is also a stretch expecting Jones to go back to how it was thirty years ago, hire a competent head coach and get out of everyone's way. However, the latter strategy is FAR more likely to ever happen than the former.