It's crazy, no one is angrier at Jerry Jones than the fans

nobody

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I harbor no anger nor ill
will toward this 80 year old man, however, how much would it cost me to have someone use a drone to drop a flaming brown bag of dung on the poop deck of Jerry yacht?
You know those firefighting choppers that drop water on forest fires? Can we hire one and fill it completely with urine to drop on his yacht when he and his family are taking pictures on the deck?
 

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You know those firefighting choppers that drop water on forest fires? Can we hire one and fill it completely with urine to drop on his yacht when he and his family are taking pictures on the deck?
Include a ton of asparagus to be consumed before providing said urine and I'm all in!
 

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In a typical season, usually fans of other teams call out the players and the owner for being pathetic. Lately, Cowboys fans are demonstrating the meltdown for Jerry to see. The biggest fans of the Cowboys are unified behind the cure: Jerry has to sell the team. New leadership, new life, or else... what... Things will continue to implode, without a major change. Figure it out, Jerry, the fans are done with you... Congrats.
Jerry needs a big Bill Parcells type of move now.
Either Bill Belichick or the Deion twins.
Another solution is to sell now, as he can get top dollar compared to what the price might be 3-4 years from now.
Ya, the sight of Jerry leaves one with very ill-mannered comments and emotions.
 

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Admittedly, I am the literal type but I was not being literal in this instance. :) That said, Jerry Jones is Satan. :mad:

:laugh:
....he's definitely not sophisticated enought to rank the Lucifer or Beelezebub monikers
 

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Some fans have forgotten Dallas won a couple of championships when Jimmy Johnson kept Jerry Jones running (and fuming) in his own lane. Jones could sell the team but the possibility is almost absolute zero. It is also a stretch expecting Jones to go back to how it was thirty years ago, hire a competent head coach and get out of everyone's way. However, the latter strategy is FAR more likely to ever happen than the former.
Yea, it's a shame that Jimmy's ego got in the way and led him to quit...i can't say that I blame him, he had pride and a sack, but it could have been an even better run. Yea, yea, it was Jerry's fault...I get it, but Jerry was the boss and signed his paycheck. IIWII
 

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Some fans have forgotten Dallas won a couple of championships when Jimmy Johnson kept Jerry Jones running (and fuming) in his own lane. Jones could sell the team but the possibility is almost absolute zero. It is also a stretch expecting Jones to go back to how it was thirty years ago, hire a competent head coach and get out of everyone's way. However, the latter strategy is FAR more likely to ever happen than the former.
Who forgot the Jimmy era? I’m tired of hearing about it.
 

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Some fans have forgotten Dallas won a couple of championships when Jimmy Johnson kept Jerry Jones running (and fuming) in his own lane. Jones could sell the team but the possibility is almost absolute zero. It is also a stretch expecting Jones to go back to how it was thirty years ago, hire a competent head coach and get out of everyone's way. However, the latter strategy is FAR more likely to ever happen than the former.
30 years without winning leaves a literal generation of cowboys fans that know nothing but mediocrity. The longer time goes by the more people are going to be sick of never seeing their team win
 

lane

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The Jones family is going to own the Cowboys for a long time.....it's a printing press for money for the family.

At this point, the only hope is that the keys to the empire aren't left to Stephen...even though all signs point to that being the case. Maybe all 3 kids get left equal parts and they decide to step back and let a GM run the show....since surely Jerry Jr. and Charlotte understand that their older brother isn't the answer.
I think that is one of the main reasons nothing will ever change...The 3 kids are not going to do anything against pa and get cut out of the will.

Rich billionaires are notorious for cutting their family out of the will if they are not in lockstep.
 

john van brocklin

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Even then, our only hope is that Stephen would sell the team. Which, he likely won't. So then, it's up to Spaulding.
Unfortunately, by then, most of us will be long gone or, at least, sipping Jell-O in a home somewhere babbling about the good ol' days...lol/smh
I can't believe Stephen would worse than Jerry.
 

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The best you’ll get is him saying he’s stepping down while being every bit as involved as he is now. He’ll go man behind the curtain at absolute best and even then I highly doubt it.
How involved do you think he is? He doesn’t do contract negotiations, he doesn’t scout, he doesn’t do FA. Pretty sure he’d never heard of Mingo before the pro personnel people told him about him.

He’s in a weekly staff meeting after the game and then probably right before the game. Guessing PR sends him talking points before his radio appearances.

He gets involved in the big stuff (Dak telling him he’s having surgery, first round draft picks, trades for first rounders). The rest is all Stephen and Will
 
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