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iceberg

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Hostile said:
I'm telling Sandra Bullock that she's yesterday's news for you.

never said i'd trade her for sandra.

then again, i just can't ever picture that being an option of mine to have. damn it.
 

trickblue

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well... her nose isn't exaclty tiny... but I, for one, am a little more concerned about how the back of her head looks...

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Yep... works for me...
 

Avery

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She has a big nose, I have a big hose, it's all good.

Really, it's about 100 feet long and curled up in the front yard. It's actually two seperate 50 foot hoses connected together, but it truly makes one long hose that can water any crevice.
 

Hostile

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trickblue said:
well... her nose isn't exaclty tiny... but I, for one, am a little more concerned about how the back of her head looks...

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Yep... works for me...
If you had said "top of her head"......... :eek:
 

trickblue

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Hostile said:
If you had said "top of her head"......... :eek:

I refuse to limit myelf to that view of the back of her head alone! :D
 

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Avery said:
She has a big nose, I have a big hose, it's all good.

Really, it's about 100 feet long and curled up in the front yard. It's actually two seperate 50 foot hoses connected together, but it truly makes one long hose that can water any crevice.

Hilarious.
 

Avery

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You guys are disgraceful, all this sexual innuendo towards an unsuspecting woman. Shame on you, shame on you all for such selfish thoughts of only trying to satisfy your inner demons.

What about the inner beauty, MikeD, the true test of a connection from one person to another? Oh sure, CSA wants to buy his way to her heart through lavish gifts of jewelry, but really, can you 'shower' her with presents and expect her to truly see the inner Cheap Shot Artist?

You people need to grow up and see that there's more to human beings than simply how they glow in the gleaming strands of light that filter through the hole in Texas Stadium and adorn her face like an angelic illusion and trickle down her lucious body like morning dew in the fading darkness as the cries of passion echo throughout the countryside as Avery and Bon-Bon play our own game of Testicleverde to Johnson to touchdown.
 

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Avery said:
You guys are disgraceful, all this sexual innuendo towards an unsuspecting woman. Shame on you, shame on you all for such selfish thoughts of only trying to satisfy your inner demons.

What about the inner beauty, MikeD, the true test of a connection from one person to another? Oh sure, CSA wants to buy his way to her heart through lavish gifts of jewelry, but really, can you 'shower' her with presents and expect her to truly see the inner Cheap Shot Artist?

You people need to grow up and see that there's more to human beings than simply how they glow in the gleaming strands of light that filter through the hole in Texas Stadium and adorn her face like an angelic illusion and trickle down her lucious body like morning dew in the fading darkness as the cries of passion echo throughout the countryside as Avery and Bon-Bon play our own game of Testicleverde to Johnson to touchdown.

lmao... good stuff... I would expect nothing less from a man whose avatar is a humping storm trooper... :D
 

MikeD17

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Id definatly bang Suzie Kulber, I bet she go do a good pogo stick hop , and Melissa stark is the hottest reporter probably for all networks.
 

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Avery said:
You guys are disgraceful, all this sexual innuendo towards an unsuspecting woman. Shame on you, shame on you all for such selfish thoughts of only trying to satisfy your inner demons.

What about the inner beauty, MikeD, the true test of a connection from one person to another? Oh sure, CSA wants to buy his way to her heart through lavish gifts of jewelry, but really, can you 'shower' her with presents and expect her to truly see the inner Cheap Shot Artist?

You people need to grow up and see that there's more to human beings than simply how they glow in the gleaming strands of light that filter through the hole in Texas Stadium and adorn her face like an angelic illusion and trickle down her lucious body like morning dew in the fading darkness as the cries of passion echo throughout the countryside as Avery and Bon-Bon play our own game of Testicleverde to Johnson to touchdown.


Spoken like an ugly person . . .

:D
 

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I thought she provided some insight into the game. And those were two really good things. Oh wait, we had the radio on and couldn't hear her. Well, whatever, we won anyway.
 
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