You guys are disgraceful, all this sexual innuendo towards an unsuspecting woman. Shame on you, shame on you all for such selfish thoughts of only trying to satisfy your inner demons.
What about the inner beauty, MikeD, the true test of a connection from one person to another? Oh sure, CSA wants to buy his way to her heart through lavish gifts of jewelry, but really, can you 'shower' her with presents and expect her to truly see the inner Cheap Shot Artist?
You people need to grow up and see that there's more to human beings than simply how they glow in the gleaming strands of light that filter through the hole in Texas Stadium and adorn her face like an angelic illusion and trickle down her lucious body like morning dew in the fading darkness as the cries of passion echo throughout the countryside as Avery and Bon-Bon play our own game of Testicleverde to Johnson to touchdown.