Jason Witten, touchdown machine

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I'm used to getting laughed at. LOL I tried to tell everybody Jason Witten will be a touchdown machine this season. Yeah I know I'm a genius. But he could have had three already. He definitely has to. Go Cowboys go Jason. LOL
 
I have neuropathy. I use speak in text. Most people that know me know this. Darn Google. LOL actually they spelled it right LOL
Forgive my weird sense of humor. My comment was not direct at you but was in reference to the following post made in another thread:

I don't know about that...

Have you seen Witten's bald shaved head... Looks like my nutsack.. Not a great look for him.
Unfortunately, that particular comment will likely trigger my nonsense whenever I see Witten's name for awhile. :(
 
Forgive my weird sense of humor. My comment was not direct at you but was in reference to the following post made in another thread:


Unfortunately, that particular comment will likely trigger my nonsense whenever I see Witten's name for awhile. :(
Every time I see the ball snapped over quarterbacks head. I can't help but think about Tony Romo running back 15 yards picking it up in throwing for a first down. Some things just live with you forever . I hope that's not one of them for you LOL
 
He averaged a touch over 4.5 TDs per year during his first 15 years in the league. I know he's off to a good start but the notion that this guy is/was a TD machine (or the solution to last year's red zone issues) is pretty laughable.
 
He averaged a touch over 4.5 TDs per year during his first 15 years in the league. I know he's off to a good start but the notion that this guy is/was a TD machine (or the solution to last year's red zone issues) is pretty laughable.
Yep just watch. I don't care what he's done in the past this is the future. He can have three already. I say he gets 12 maybe 15 at the end of the season
 
Every time I see the ball snapped over quarterbacks head. I can't help but think about Tony Romo running back 15 yards picking it up in throwing for a first down. Some things just live with you forever . I hope that's not one of them for you LOL
Nah. That is a particular memory of mine highlighting the special talent he was.
 
So yes? I’ll give you odds if you want.
I don't bet my cowboy brother this is my first season for fantasy football ever. And I've been a fan since this franchise began. But thank you anyways. I'll just Pat myself on the back when it happens
 

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