Jaylon Smith tweeting good news?

[Manwiththeplan]

My BMI is 30 pounds overweight. But I love chocolate ice cream and Coke, so suck it!!!

contrary to popular belief, using cocaine does not cause you to gain weight, but cutting out cocaine screws up your metabolism, so you can continue to use Coke, just lose the chocolate ice cream.

 

[Rogerthat12]

Lol. I guess i stepped into that one.

The MileyDancer handle also made it much funnier as well given the context of the joke!

 

[Jinxx13x]

That was about Dak, Zeke and company reeling off 3 straight !

I cannot wait to see the BEAST which is Jaylon Smith flying around the middle with Sean Lee gives me chills just thinking about it

 

[Sarge]

Interesting.....................

Or it could be that they finally stocked his local grocery store with his favorite ice cream.

Pistaccio?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

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[black label]

Oh Lord, Thankyou

@12:37pm today he tweeted that

 

[aikemirv]

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That's where Antonio Brown got his endzone dance!

 

[Vinnie2u]

Oh Lord, Thankyou

@12:37pm today he tweeted that

The pregnancy test came back Negative.. no baby momma drama..

 

[Little Jr]

He's not coming back this year. And a chance He will never be the same player before the injury. Best to hope for us next year and he returns to his old self.

 

[ilykdrama]

It's probably nothing but will likely result in a 5+ page thread here.

As it should. A player like him, Zeke and Dak coming from the same draft for us is "dynasty" big.

 

[TheBigEasy]

He's not coming back this year. And a chance He will never be the same player before the injury. Best to hope for us next year and he returns to his old self.

 

[Zekeats]

contrary to popular belief, using cocaine does not cause you to gain weight, but cutting out cocaine screws up your metabolism, so you can continue to use Coke, just lose the chocolate ice cream.

I love how a thread could go from oh lord, thank you to cutting cocaine

 

[Little Jr]

That's all you have? Lol go teach a punctuation class.

 

[plasticman]

I'm with a previous poster,He was watching the game when Brice Butler scored and evened the game.

Because, that's the kind of teammate he is. If he can't be there to play, he is there in spirit praying for victory.

You, know, I'm the same way. I can't be there physically to help them. I'm a little old now...and small, slow....completely void of the talent and skill required....so I connect spiritually through prayer and a rather large quantity of Budweiser.

It's extremely effective.

 

[Manwiththeplan]

I love how a thread could go from oh lord, thank you to cutting cocaine

I know right, can't believe DallEast just blurted out how much he likes Coke

 

[darthseinfeld]

Maybe he saw a double rainbow

 

[Plankton]

 

[Melonfeud]

I'm with a previous poster,He was watching the game when Brice Butler scored and evened the game.

Because, that's the kind of teammate he is. If he can't be there to play, he is there in spirit praying for victory.

You, know, I'm the same way. I can't be there physically to help them. I'm a little old now...and small, slow....completely void of the talent and skill required....so I connect spiritually through prayer and a rather large quantity of Budweiser.

It's extremely effective.

Copy/ concur, my good sir!
As the whole truth CAN now be told,,,, for if it were not for ME!!! PUMPING MY LEGS/SPILLING MY SCOTCH WHISKEY,,, TRANSCENDING MY SHEER WILL OF INTERCONNECTION UNTO EMMETT SMITH,,, well, friend! He Prolly never would have pounded out ALL those yards/touchdowns,,,(true story,,,lol.)

 

[Echo9]

He's not coming back this year. And a chance He will never be the same player before the injury. Best to hope for us next year and he returns to his old self.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Dear Lord,

Please protect Jaylon from Listeria.

Listeria's momma said she ain't like that.