Jerry is shocked that the Cowboys aren't in the Super Bowl

[cowboybish]

Jerry is shocked it takes him 2 more drinks to get drunk than it did a few months ago.

 

[kskboys]

If he is truly shocked, then that is one dumb man.

 

[plasticman]

I couldn't imagine a more narcissistic perception.

The reason is staring him in the face every morning when he shaves.

A slightly closer shave would alleviate 90% of the Cowboys issues.

 

[triplets_93]

J - Worst GM in the NFL, ever!