Jerry Jones IS Wile E. Coyote!

[Tass]

I mean Tom Ashworth and Mike Pearson are out there for the signing. I just can't figure out *** the brass is doing at VR. Some kind of master plan from a Road Runner cartoon?

"Ok, even though we desperately need a kicker and a RT, we will fool the league by NOT signing either one! THAT will get inside their heads and make them wonder...and while they are wondering we will launch Jerry Jones holding a stick of dynamite at them from a giant slingshot! When the smoke clears we will have the Lombardi trophy."

Brilliant.

 

[Hostile]

Who's the Roadrunner? Surely not a couple of O-linemen.

 

[stilltheguru]

kosier=rt?

 

[Jarv]

Beep beep....

 

[Tass]

kosier=rt?

Oh, yeah, Kosier. The lineman with all the buzz that the whole league was lining up and engaging in a bitter bidding war for?

Not impressed.

 

[Tass]

Who's the Roadrunner? Surely not a couple of O-linemen.

The Roadrunner is obviously the elusive Lombardi trophy.

 

[stilltheguru]

people werent impressed with anthony henrys signing last year but we see how that ended up.

im with jerry im not worried at all.dont know what yalls problem is.


we will draft another o lineman.that makes 2 o lineman that we get in the offseason.

WE WILL ADDRESS ALL NEED POSITIONS.trust jerry and bill

 

[Alexander]

trust jerry and bill

I would trust them more if they weren't both on vacation when the rest of the league is picking the remainder of the free agency flesh off the bones.

 

[Wimbo]

We usually don't see metaphors like this until after 8pm on a Friday night...

 

[stilltheguru]

i wish i could savew some of these threads and bring them back up at the start of the season once we have covered up all of last years weaknesses.

you guys kill me.patience is a virtue

 

[Jarv]

I would trust them more if they weren't both on vacation when the rest of the league is picking the remainder of the free agency flesh off the bones.

Lol...That made me laugh, then cry.

 

[Tass]

WE WILL ADDRESS ALL NEED POSITIONS.trust jerry and bill

Call me crazy but at this time last year we needed a FS and a K. Nothing.

We needed a RT and we installed a rookie 6th rounder as the starter. Whoops.

Trust is one thing but blind leap-off-the-cliff fanaticism is another.

 

[Hostile]

The Roadrunner is obviously the elusive Lombardi trophy.

Elusive being the key word.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

Call me crazy but at this time last year we needed a FS and a K. Nothing.

We needed a RT and we installed a rookie 6th rounder as the starter. Whoops.

Trust is one thing but blind leap-off-the-cliff fanaticism is another.

It's not bad to be called Crazy.....:laugh1:

 

[cowboys#1]

why sign every FA out there? these guys are old. we need to get younger so mr jones will split to get some FA and drafting.

 

[Idgit]

I mean Tom Ashworth and Mike Pearson are out there for the signing. I just can't figure out *** the brass is doing at VR. Some kind of master plan from a Road Runner cartoon?

"Ok, even though we desperately need a kicker and a RT, we will fool the league by NOT signing either one! THAT will get inside their heads and make them wonder...and while they are wondering we will launch Jerry Jones holding a stick of dynamite at them from a giant slingshot! When the smoke clears we will have the Lombardi trophy."

Brilliant.

The the famous picture of dogs playing poker, Tass is the one that can't keep its tail from wagging.

 

[Tass]

The the famous picture of dogs playing poker, Tass is the one that can't keep its tail from wagging.

If I knew what you were implying I'd respond to it.

If we signed someone to fill our glaring holes then yeah, my tail would be wagging and I wouldn't care who knew it.