Jerry Jones' Momma Daddy analogy

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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones while talking about contract negotiations with Micah Parsons: "When I grew up I knew when momma wouldn’t let me do something, going to daddy and daddy letting me do it. Then going back in and saying to momma, ‘Daddy said I could do it.’ That old momma/daddy stuff, we got here doing that by nature. We’re not going to do that."

https://x.com/jonmachota/status/1951769782262603911

 

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[DallasEast]

lol at Jerry Jones taking the high road of maturity. Well. Micah Parsons may have been acting immaturely concerning his contract demands during the past year. That is minor in comparison to playing general manager for three decades, while telling anyone questioning your dogmatic stubbornness, "IT'S MINE! MINE! MINE!"

 

[Coogiguy03]

It's so bad that the media can't even decide what Jerry's trying to say, and they ALWAYS know what he's trying to say!! lol

 

[AmericasTeam81]

Jerry Jones is senile

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Someone take the mic

 

[Coogiguy03]

Someone take the mic

Take the mic, throw it in some Jack Daniel's and let Jerry take a nap in his crib!!!!!!!!

 

[Pipelayer72]

Another pearl of wisdom brought to us by Jerry.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Another pearl of wisdom brought to us by Jerry.

A true stroke of genius

 

[Redsfan_83]

He is like the drunken Uncle at his niece's wedding

 

[MonsterD]

This relationship of Jerry with players and agents is now officially cooked. There is nothing left but burnt bits.

 

[Cowboys93]

A true stroke

FTFY

 

[5Stars]

Spank his butt, Jerra...get rid of him! Send him to some foster care team to baby sit the brat.

 

[jazzcat22]

It's so bad that the media can't even decide what Jerry's trying to say, and they ALWAYS know what he's trying to say!! lol

So, what are you trying to say.

 

[fivetwos]

This is who runs the football team that some of you think is going to win something of significance.

I’m embarrassed to admit I’m a fan of this team.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

 

[Coogiguy03]

So, what are you trying to say.

The media knows it all sheesh lol jk

 

[HungryLion]

I think it’s pretty clear that Jerry is in cognitive decline. It’s just a matter of if the decline is slow and over the course of years or he hits the wall quickly.

 

[Kwyn]

Nothing says respect like comparing your star player to a child and naming yourself his daddy.