Jerry really likes this coaching staff

[Risen Star]

 

[Risen Star]

Well that is a load off my mind.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Breaking News: Jerry and Stephen like EVERYTHING!!!!!!


Jerry gets a bowl full of doggy doo-doo from his players "uhhh I really love it, it's special, it means everything to me, it's the greatest doo-doo I've ever had in life!"

 

[charron]

Cause they are secretely tanking for archie!

 

[JW82]

Well that is a load off my mind.

I expect a 17-0 championship run starting vs the hapless Packers sunday night!

 

[maryquality]

Of course Jerry likes his coaches. He hired them, and because he thinks he's the best GM in the NFL, they are top notch!!

 

[Coogiguy03]

Cause they are secretely tanking for archie!

we'll get him and he'll be a dud, which will give us more to talk about!!

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Cause they are secretely tanking for archie!

Couldn't we tank for someone good?

 

[charron]

we'll get him and he'll be a dud, which will give us more to talk about!!

Archie would sell tickets. That is all he cares about.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Archie would sell tickets. That is all he cares about.

good point, we can shut down the state of Texas everyday and hold rally days for him

 

[Cowboyny]

He likes them cause they are all yes men who never will question his decision making.

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

I bet he does.

It’s the least in control coaching staff in NFL history.

 

[shabazz]

These articles could be written years in advance.

Like a Mad Libs book, just write the articles and leave the coaches and players names blank and we can fill them in every year

 

[DallasEast]

Jerry Jones' daily itinerary:

Sunday: Prove you are a football guy. Promote something about the team.
Monday: Prove you are a football guy. Promote something about the team.
Tuesday: Prove you are a football guy. Promote something about the team.
Wednesday: Prove you are a football guy. Promote something about the team.
Thursday: Prove you are a football guy. Promote something about the team.
Friday: Prove you are a football guy. Promote something about the team.
Saturday: Prove you are a football guy. Promote something about the team.

Jones is like a great white shark when it comes marketing. Great whites would die if they ever stopped swimming. Jones would die if he did not approach each day like P. T. Barnum.

 

[OGSixshooter]

"We like our guys"

 

[NDGAEDE]

They've got a playbook of talking points they just keep reusing year after year.

 

[boysfanindc]

Wow I was getting worried, but now that Jerry has let me know the facts I feel much better.

 

[Bobhaze]

Well that is a load off my mind.

Isn’t it reassuring to have the oldest GM in NFL history telling us he’s got this?

I mean think of all the football and roster building knowledge in that 82 year old brain. Who I’m sure is working 24/7 alongside his son (who has a degree in Chemical Engineering from U of Ark.) to get this team back to the rim!

Our fans need to….Relax.

 

[ChronicCowboy]

It’s pretty unbelievable how dishonest the front office has become. It’s just constant corporate PR bullspit. It’s a completely meaningless exercise by the media when talking to these guys.

 

[Bobhaze]

These articles could be written years in advance.

Like a Mad Libs book, just write the articles and leave the coaches and players names blank and we can fill them in every year

Devastatingly true.