Jerry, what's it like winning the championship?

TwoCentPlain

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The oilman Jerry is needs to understand that term means something totally different to 99.99% of the people that hear him say it. Just stop using it in your public talk, Jerry! :facepalm:
Well, that would be no fun. I’d rather laugh and smile and have some fun. Many rock lyrics are about sex, drugs and rock and roll.

I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with saints. - Billy Joel
 

TheCritic

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LOL
Jerry: The sky is blue
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Jake

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ModEdit: Term used in tweet is filtered on CowboysZone.

He did the thing

Click here for tweet
There are a lot of Cowboys fans under the age of 30 who would like to know what a championship feels like.

And will someone please tell Jerry what that term means in today's slang? :muttley:
 

JoeKing

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Well, that would be no fun. I’d rather laugh and smile and have some fun. Many rock lyrics are about sex, drugs and rock and roll.

I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with saints. - Billy Joel
Like that's our only opportunity for fun. I'm not against fun either but there is plenty out there to have without laughing at the expense of our octogenarian GM.
 

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Like that's our only opportunity for fun. I'm not against fun either but there is plenty out there to have without laughing at the expense of our octogenarian GM.

Screw Jerra...who is our? Are you related to JJ, are you his stepchild? He won't give you any money, so no reason to brag about him like he is your daddy.
 

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Lol, that's too funny. It is though, pretty sad when you have to be almost as old as Jerry to remember what that feels like :omg:

Also, have any of the mods ever thought about updating the available emojis? Would that be difficult to do?
 

JoeKing

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Screw Jerra...who is our? Are you related to JJ, are you his stepchild? He won't give you any money, so no reason to brag about him like he is your daddy.
Way to be a wanker. I say our GM because we the fans are very much a part of this team. We are all emotionally invested in the games. we are Cowboys Nation!
 

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The oilman Jerry is needs to understand that term means something totally different to 99.99% of the people that hear him say it. Just stop using it in your public talk, Jerry! :facepalm:
I’ve got bad news. The fuhrer’s health has been in decline for years but it has not kept him from ensuring we don’t mk a deep playoff run anytime soon. Trade deadline? No, the fuhrer orders we stand pat while the top teams in the nfc stock up for depth and more playmakers. But the fuhrer? No, he is more concerned with Johnny Walker Blue and escorts.

How bout them Rangers!!
 

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There are a lot of Cowboys fans under the age of 30 who would like to know what a championship feels like.

And will someone please tell Jerry what that term means in today's slang? :muttley:
He has used the term before now. He knows.
 

gimmesix

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Let's just all hope Jerry Jones gets into a scandal where he ruins someones life forever so that we can get a new owner for a team that plays a meaningless kids game on Sundays.
Man, that's kind of dark.
 

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So maybe Jerry isn't into porn as much as some. He's not going to understand that term. He's old. They called it something different back then, I'm sure.
 

acr731

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It has been so long since we won a championship, it's a distant memory.
Did they have cars and phones back then?
To put things in perspective, the last time the Cowboys won the super bowl Windows 95 had just been released and the internet was in its infancy. Smart phones hadn't been invented yet, and compact discs and cassette tapes were still a big thing. We were still 10 years away from blu-ray being invented.
 

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I can't wait for Jerry to refer to the next game winning field goal as the money shot.
 
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