Jess is Two-Timing Tony!

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Us Magazine says that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are dating again, after a disastrous first try two months ago. The two met for lunch at Paradise Cove Beach Café in Malibu, last week. A source said:

"She didn't eat much. She drank double vodka cranberries. When they got up, Jessica was rubbing his back. You could definitely tell they were on a date. Mayer left a $40 tip on the $100 bill."

And a source close to Mayer says:

"It's a flirtation. I wouldn't call it full-on dating, but there is a fondness. He doesn't like the attention, but he likes her. He wants to avoid the public scrutiny of last time."
 

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"She didn't eat much. She drank double vodka cranberries. When they got up, Jessica was rubbing his back. You could definitely tell they were on a date. Mayer left a $40 tip on the $100 bill."

I'm pretty sure after double vodka cranberries she thought it was Tony. Enough of this nonsense, the two of them need to get it on already.
 

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Future 585;1178844 said:
I'm pretty sure after double vodka cranberries she thought it was Tony. Enough of this nonsense, the two of them need to get it on already.
Amen. Make some lil Tony's and lil Jessica's.
 

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Romo is the QB of the Cowboys. He is already finished with her.

Now he will work on the cheerleaders.
 

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otero1;1178848 said:
Amen. Make some lil Tony's and lil Jessica's.

If its a he it would be the best looking QB of all time.

If its a she it would be the best looking cowboys cheerleader of all time.

:starspin
 

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Future 585;1178856 said:
If its a he it would be the best looking QB of all time.

If its a she it would be the best looking cowboys cheerleader of all time.

:starspin
:lmao: Yeah Romo is such a stud :rolleyes:
 

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Per the article that was November 12th. He might be dead in the saddle by now.
 

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she is not the take her home to mom type. more of the hit it and move on type.then i guess he could call paris
 

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Bungarian;1178854 said:
Romo is the QB of the Cowboys. He is already finished with her.

Now he will work on the cheerleaders.

Seriously, is she that much hotter than any of the cheerleaders?
 

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So, to my understanding, Tony and Jess are no loger going to date? vmmmm that didnt last!
 

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If I'm John I'd be looking over my shoulder for #31, we're a team and nobody jacks with us, its romo time..
 

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BARRYRAY;1178899 said:
If I'm John I'd be looking over my shoulder for #31, we're a team and nobody jacks with us, its romo time..

Now THAT was a freakin' hilarious image you just put in my head.


:lmao2:
 

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thats the thing with really beautiful women, they will cheat on you...every other man will flirt with her enough to woo her into bed....i know i would :devil:
 

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cowboys#1;1178928 said:
thats the thing with really beautiful women, they will cheat on you...every other man will flirt with her enough to woo her into bed....i know i would :devil:

LOL you lousy home wrecker. :shoot1:
 
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