Jessica Simpson: why so damn famous?

bbgun

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I don't get it. Yes, she's cute, but so are tons of other non-famous girls on campus or at the beach. She can't act worth a lick. Very undistinguished singer (no hits, no critical acclaim, etc.) Never posed nude, so that can't be it. What gives?
 

CanadianCowboysFan

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bbgun said:
I don't get it. Yes, she's cute, but so are tons of other non-famous girls on campus or at the beach. She can't act worth a lick. Very undistinguished singer (no hits, no critical acclaim, etc.) Never posed nude, so that can't be it. What gives?

Killer smile, nice butt and big boobs.
 

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CanadianCowboysFan said:
Killer smile, nice butt and big boobs.



:hammer:


And she's from...


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TruBlueCowboy

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I found a new line from the 40 Year Old Virgin.

"You know how I can tell you're gay. You don't understand why Jessica Simpson is so popular." :D
 

Kangaroo

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She does not have big boos they are small please :bang2:

She is not even in the d range so small it is
 

Danny White

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Kangaroo said:
She does not have big boos they are small please :bang2:

She is not even in the d range so small it is
No offense my friend, but you are either blind, a jaded plastic surgeon, or thinking of a different Jessica Simpson.

Exhibits 1&2:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess1.jpg

Exhibits 3&4:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess2.jpg

Exhibits 5&6:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess7.jpg

Exhibits 7&8:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess6.jpg
 

royhitshard

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Danny White said:
No offense my friend, but you are either blind, a jaded plastic surgeon, or thinking of a different Jessica Simpson.

Exhibits 1&2:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess1.jpg

Exhibits 3&4:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess2.jpg

Exhibits 5&6:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess7.jpg

Exhibits 7&8:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess6.jpg
Thank you, I needed that!:D
 
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