Jessica's Blonde Ambition's Fri Box Office Take

[Boysboy]

It made $348. That's NOT $348,000. That's $348 DOLLARS!:laugh2:

Heh-she wanted all that publicity this week, I see why now. Not that it helped her any.

 

[Big Dakota]

WoW, that career is soaring!!

 

[CPonder14]

To be fair it only played at 8 theaters.

 

[sandy007]

Better luck on DVD, Jessica. There is always her CDs.:laugh2:

 

[burmafrd]

Even if it was only 8 theaters (or could be just 8 screens)= that is only $46 dollars made in each one. That is horrible any way you try and play it.

 

[03EBZ06]

Ouch.

 

[Yeagermeister]

She has a new movie out?

 

[Mavs Man]

Jessica Simpson's Blonde Ambition Could Set Record

It seems Jessica Simpson's new movie, Blonde Ambition, may have set some sort of record. With an opening day gross of $384, it may be one of the lowest grossing theatrical films ever. In what sounds like a shamelessly uncredited remake of Mike Nichols' Academy Award-winning comedy Working Girl, Simpson stars as a sweet, small-town gal from Oklahoma who climbs the corporate ladder at a construction firm in big, bad New York City. My guess is that a credited Luke Wilson stars as the Harrison Ford character. Now in all fairness, Blonde Ambition, which was produced by father Joe Simpson's ickily named Papa Joe Productions, was only released into eight theaters, all in Simpson's and Wilson's home state of Texas. To put this in perspective, I Am Legend opened across the country on over 3600 screens, and Blonde Ambition, which is scheduled to come out on DVD on January 22 anyway, arrived with none of the ad muscle accompanying its holiday season competition, like this week's box-office champ, National Treasure: Book of Secrets ($45.5 million so far). But when you break it down, it turns out only 48 people paid to see Blonde Ambition on its opening day, which means only six people per theater. (Although according to a posting on Cinematical.com, three of those screens were in Cinemark Discount Theaters, which offered $2 tickets after 6 pm, so that number could be marginally higher.) Doesn't someone like Jessica Simpson have more than 48 friends? What about that big Texas family of hers? And I understand Owen Wilson maybe too fragile to sit through a Jessica Simpson comedy without at least one drink beforehand, but what about the rest of the Wilson clan? And doesn't co-star Andy Dick have fans? Just how bad is this thing anyway?

PS: It should be noted that thanks to a DVD screener leak, Blonde Ambition has been available online for weeks, and so far over 6000 fans — or people who just like getting something for nothing — have downloaded it. So has Blonde Ambition fallen victim to digital piracy, or the unbreakable curse of Jessica Simpson?

 

[Dallas]

I read she was doing some nude scenes in this flick.

If that is true then I am going.


Ill give you my 9.00$ Jessica. Don't fret huni.

 

[Kevinicus]

finished watching it on zutube.com (I think that's right) today...horrible horrible movie. I don't know what Luke Wilson and Rachel Leigh Cook were thinking...though I guess RLC probably needed a paycheck since I barely see here anymore.

 

[AbeBeta]

finished watching it on zutube.com (I think that's right) today...horrible horrible movie. I don't know what Luke Wilson and Rachel Leigh Cook were thinking...though I guess RLC probably needed a paycheck since I barely see here anymore.

Luke Wilson was in that? Ick.

I just watched him in the excellent Idiocracy. If you don't get that film, then you might be part of the problem.

 

[Kevinicus]

Luke Wilson was in that? Ick.

I just watched him in the excellent Idiocracy. If you don't get that film, then you might be part of the problem.

Heh, I got that film. Great concept, horrible execution. Just wasn't nearly as funny as it should have been.

 

[TheSkaven]

Romo's ex, Carry Underwood, is live right now on the Dick Clark countdown. She's cute but she's no Jessica.

 

[Crown Royal]

Heh, I got that film. Great concept, horrible execution. Just wasn't nearly as funny as it should have been.

The prologue started out amazingly. I thought to myself that this was going to be a great, hilarious movie. Then it got too slapstick and lost some of it's satire and faultered.