JG is a robot made in a lab somewhere

[Elusive6thRing]

Jerry is actually a mad scientist on the days where he's not GMing and Owning the Dallas Cowboys. He created a robot who claps and has no personality and just does what he wishes. He also made up the myth that the robot was our backup QB at one time (does anyone remember him being our backup QB? If you do, maybe that's the brainwashing)

 

[Elusive6thRing]

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

 

[Rogerthat12]

 

[SoupcanSam]

Garrett is made by Mattel. But his brain is made in a factory called Predictable Industries.

 

[Bleu Star]

#Clapper3PO