JJT: Has Gurode been doing anything this off-season to improve his shotgun snaps?

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Source: Jean-Jacques Taylor's COWBOYS Q&A

Q: Has Andre Gurode been doing anything this off-season to improve his shotgun snaps?

Erick Jaeger, Cable, Wis.

TAYLOR: Like every player, he's working on things he needs to improve this off-season. He would tell you that getting more consistent with his snaps probably has more to do with making a concerted effort to keep his hands from getting sweaty during the game than anything technical he needs to do. It sounds obvious, but during the heat of the game – with all that's swirling around him – keeping his hands dry isn't always at the forefront of his mind.
 

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I'd die if he wasn't working on shotguns...he's a pro, they work on what they are bad at.

The sweaty hands thing is kind of funny, sounds silly, but when I played flag I couldn't keep my hands dry and couldn't throw the ball. Its dumb, but I think I can believe it.
 

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which center did we have that had the butt sweat problem that gave Aikman problems? was it that guy who looked like a big fat baby?
 

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abersonc;2102096 said:
which center did we have that had the butt sweat problem that gave Aikman problems? was it that guy who looked like a big fat baby?
Derrick Kennard.
 

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abersonc;2102096 said:
which center did we have that had the butt sweat problem that gave Aikman problems? was it that guy who looked like a big fat baby?

Thats just plain nasty. I bet Aikman's hands stunk after every game! :laugh2:
 

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nyc;2102113 said:
Thats just plain nasty. I bet Aikman's hands stunk after every game! :laugh2:

seriously, I'm not making this stuff up.
 

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DaBoys4Life;2102110 said:
pratice snapping with a glove on problem solved.

Yeah, I don't understand why it's such a problem. I don't know much about the specifics of playing center, but is there any drawback to wearing gloves?
 

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Gloves make it so you can't grip the ball as well.

Some players don't mind them. Others can't stand them.
 

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PosterChild;2102144 said:
That was Derrick Kennard. I think.

I could have figured this out with a little thought.

But I really wanted to post something about butt sweat today.
 

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abersonc;2102155 said:
I could have figured this out with a little thought.

But I really wanted to post something about butt sweat today.

You're probably wondering how I recalled that so fast. Well I'll tell you.

A little free association was all...

Butt sweat...
Diapers...
Big Baby...
SHAZZAM! ---->>>>>>> Derrick Kennard.


Now I just have to purge the mental image:lmao:
 

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PosterChild;2102168 said:
You're probably wondering how I recalled that so fast. Well I'll tell you.

A little free association was all...

Butt sweat...
Diapers...
Big Baby...
SHAZZAM! ---->>>>>>> Derrick Kennard.


Now I just have to purge the mental image:lmao:
I just figured you read my post above.

:D
 

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PosterChild;2102182 said:
Ooops. Well that would have been easier but not nearly as exhilarating.:D
Yeah, I got all wound up just reading your explanation.
 

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A little bit of Botox could take care of his problem. Better to have a trial run of it in the offseason though.
 

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Eskimo;2102192 said:
A little bit of Botox could take care of his problem. Better to have a trial run of it in the offseason though.
Does Botox make it so you don't sweat? Not sure he wants his butt any fatter though.
 

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Eskimo;2102192 said:
A little bit of Botox could take care of his problem. Better to have a trial run of it in the offseason though.

botox ot buttox?
 

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Hostile;2102200 said:
Does Botox make it so you don't sweat? Not sure he wants his butt any fatter though.

Keith Davis will tell you getting shot in the butt doesn't help. :grin2:
 
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