John Madden laying some knowlege on us all!

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I couldn't just sit around listening to Madden so i decided to write down some of his better quotes from tonights game.
btw AM is Al Michaels, and JM is John Madden

AM: Saturdays battle between Penn State and Notre Dame.
JM: "sounds like college football"

JM: "If neither of these teams can start completing passes its gonna be a low scoring game"

JM: "The good thing about having speed is when your being chased, you don't get caught."

Funnies

JM: "Daunte (culpepper) is a great Sneaker too, quarterback sneaker."

JM: "But i wonder if Ronnie Brown can take the whole load?"

Moral of the story.....the man loves to hear himself talk!
 

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I grew up with Madden calling games. I actually like the guy alot. Ya know the "booms and the bangs", its just colorful. When I think of Thanksgiving, its hard to not hear Madden calling the Cowboys game anymore.
 

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Not that I dislike him.....just that he babbles on and on, and says some amazingly stupid things. Sometimes i think he is trying to explain football to a two year old.

not hatin just pokin fun
 

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ya, he does kinda state the obvious as if he were trying to teach a bunch of housewives the game.
 

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Back in the day he was great. Madden and Sumerall were the #1 NFL announcing team. The last few years sadly, not so much.
 

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big dog cowboy said:
Back in the day he was great. Madden and Sumerall were the #1 NFL announcing team. The last few years sadly, not so much.
Someone once said that Sammy David Jr. did the worst Sammy Davis Jr impersonation. I feel the same way about Madden. He sounds like he is doing a bad job of impersonating the old John Madden. He has become a parody of himself. Frank Caliendo does a much better Madden impersonation than Madden does.
 

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luvtheboys said:
Someone once said that Sammy David Jr. did the worst Sammy Davis Jr impersonation. I feel the same way about Madden. He sounds like he is doing a bad job of impersonating the old John Madden. He has become a parody of himself. Frank Caliendo does a much better Madden impersonation than Madden does.


I enjoy Madden alot..
I am not crazy about his sidekick these days but As for Madden if I could pair him with Aikman and have them do all the Cowboy games with Goose as their sideline reporter , I'd be one happy guy...
 

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Madden and Summerall and the NFL in general were great and fun to watch in the 80s and early 90s. Fast forward to 2006-eh, not so much. And Michaels' nasal voice is awful.
 

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Just wait till the next BangCartoon Podcast next week. :)
 

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Did anyone else think the halfitime show seemed really awkward?
 

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Madden & Aikman are my favorite announcers.

Madden becuase I grew up with him....love the voice and his little sayings that sometimes don't make sense.

Aikman is just a great announcer. He really does a great job.
 

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Jimz31 said:
Madden & Aikman are my favorite announcers.

Madden becuase I grew up with him....love the voice and his little sayings that sometimes don't make sense.

Aikman is just a great announcer. He really does a great job.

i agree totally with you....especially the bolded part

always give me a nice little chuckle
 

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J.Jones21 said:
Not that I dislike him.....just that he babbles on and on, and says some amazingly stupid things. Sometimes i think he is trying to explain football to a two year old.

Read this board sometimes, and you can understand why.
 

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Well you know, he does get paid to talk. At least he speaks in intelligible sentences.
 

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J.Jones21 said:
I couldn't just sit around listening to Madden
Sounds like this is exactly what you did.

J.Jones21 said:
AM: Saturdays battle between Penn State and Notre Dame.
JM: "sounds like college football"

Translation for the over eagerly hypercritical (TFH): he's essentially saying college football has arrived and that matchup is a perfect college matchup.

J.Jones21 said:
JM: "If neither of these teams can start completing passes its gonna be a low scoring game"

TFH: Again he's saying in a conversational way that both passing games are having a hard time getting started. This is meant to be funny, not a conveyance of actual information.

J.Jones21 said:
JM: "The good thing about having speed is when your being chased, you don't get caught."
TFH: Again in a funny way in a single sentence he's commenting on how a particular player demonstrated speed, was not caught, and of the importance of speed in general. I must say you would have to be dense not to understand this.

J.Jones21 said:
Moral of the story.....the man loves to hear himself talk!
As does most of the football audience, the non-hyper-critical, full of themselves audience that is.
 

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VACowboy said:
Did anyone else think the halfitime show seemed really awkward?

I didn't watch the halftime show but the pregame was terrible. I turned the tv over to Pimp My Ride. :D
 

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Ravidubey



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Football wouldn't be the same without Madden.
 

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I personally love Madden. I'll take him over listening to Theismann any day.
 
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