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>>>> A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn't at work
>>> one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he
>>> dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
>>> child's whisper. " Hello ."
>>>
>>> " Is your daddy home ?" he asked.
>>>
>>> " Yes ," whispered the small voice.
>>>
>>> May I talk with him ?"
>>>
>>> The child whispered, " No ."
>>>
>>> Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, " Is
>>> your Mommy there ?" " Yes ."
>>>
>>> "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."
>>>
>>> Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
>>> boss asked, " Is anybody else there ?" " Yes ," whispered the child,
>>> " a policeman "
>>>
>>> Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
>>> asked, " May I speak with the policeman ?" " No, he's busy ",
>>> whispered the child.
>>>
>>> " Busy doing what ?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,"
>>> came the whispered answer.
>>>
>>> Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter
>>> through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, " What is that
>>> noise ?"
>>>
>>> " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.
>>>
>>> "What is going on there ?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
>>>
>>> Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed
>>> the helicopter ."
>>>
>>> Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, " What are
>>> they searching for ?"
>>>
>>> Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle: " ME
>>> ."
>>> one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he
>>> dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
>>> child's whisper. " Hello ."
>>>
>>> " Is your daddy home ?" he asked.
>>>
>>> " Yes ," whispered the small voice.
>>>
>>> May I talk with him ?"
>>>
>>> The child whispered, " No ."
>>>
>>> Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, " Is
>>> your Mommy there ?" " Yes ."
>>>
>>> "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."
>>>
>>> Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
>>> boss asked, " Is anybody else there ?" " Yes ," whispered the child,
>>> " a policeman "
>>>
>>> Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
>>> asked, " May I speak with the policeman ?" " No, he's busy ",
>>> whispered the child.
>>>
>>> " Busy doing what ?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,"
>>> came the whispered answer.
>>>
>>> Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter
>>> through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, " What is that
>>> noise ?"
>>>
>>> " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.
>>>
>>> "What is going on there ?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
>>>
>>> Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed
>>> the helicopter ."
>>>
>>> Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, " What are
>>> they searching for ?"
>>>
>>> Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle: " ME
>>> ."
Messed up but funny.