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Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Packers flag in the window.
'This house is yours for eternity, Brett,' said God. 'This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here.'
Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with
an enormous Cowboys flag, and in every window, a blue star.
Brett looked at God and said, 'God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
But I have a question. I was the league's all-time leader in pass
Completions and a Hall of Famer.'
God said, 'So what do you want to know, Brett?'
'Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?'
God chuckled and said, 'Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house. It's mine.'
It's official.....God is a Cowboys Fan!!
Here's another one
John Madden was in New England to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Patriots' bench.
He asked QB Tom Brady what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it.
Brady replied, ''Sure, but it will cost you $200."
John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid the $200. John's picks were perfect that week.
The next week, John was in Indianapolis when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Colts' bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Peyton Manning told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost you $500."
Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. Again, John's picks were perfect that week.
Last weekend, John was in Dallas , when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Cowboys' bench. He asked Tony Romo, "Is that the hotline to God?"
Tony Romo said, "Yes, it is and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents."
John looked incredulously at Romo and said, 'Wait a second! I just paid $200 in New England and $500 in Indianapolis to use the same phone to God! Why do the Cowboys only charge 50 cents?"
Romo replied, "Because in Dallas , it's a local call!"
Welcome to God's Country!!!
LET's GO BOYS!!!
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