Just backed my one car into my other car

Try Facebook, if you're looking for sympathy....or if you're just looking to make someone laugh, then mission accomplished!:p
No, just kidding, Brother. That sucks! Hope you didn't do much damage.
 
Well,the fact you said only one word,means your currently pre-occupied. Don’t worry,things settle down in an hour. I’ll come back later for the particulars of the investigation.
 
Quickly now, get your wife drunk and tomorrow show her what she did. But go easy on the reprimand and make some compassion points.

Do English ladies get the bad driver rap that Americans get? It's a farce, the numbers show more accidents are caused by men and men have been proven much more likely to run into their second vehicle....guess that holds true in Jolly Ole as well.

If that were me, I'd quickly jump in the other car and claim whiplash and sue me. If I won, I'd garnish my wages and quit my job earlier than I did just to spite myself.
 
CouchCoach said:
Quickly now, get your wife drunk and tomorrow show her what she did. But go easy on the reprimand and make some compassion points.

Do English ladies get the bad driver rap that Americans get? It's a farce, the numbers show more accidents are caused by men and men have been proven much more likely to run into their second vehicle....guess that holds true in Jolly Ole as well.

If that were me, I'd quickly jump in the other car and claim whiplash and sue me. If I won, I'd garnish my wages and quit my job earlier than I did just to spite myself.
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Sounds like a great plan.
 
CouchCoach said:
Quickly now, get your wife drunk and tomorrow show her what she did. But go easy on the reprimand and make some compassion points.

Do English ladies get the bad driver rap that Americans get? It's a farce, the numbers show more accidents are caused by men and men have been proven much more likely to run into their second vehicle....guess that holds true in Jolly Ole as well.

If that were me, I'd quickly jump in the other car and claim whiplash and sue me. If I won, I'd garnish my wages and quit my job earlier than I did just to spite myself.
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Is that still a thing? I haven't heard "women driver" jokes/insults in a couple decades, I feel like.
 
JD_KaPow said:
Is that still a thing? I haven't heard "women driver" jokes/insults in a couple decades, I feel like.
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Oh, I still hear it but not when there are any women around. Men haven't necessarily become more mindful, just scared. I live in a retirement area and the women out number the men by about 4 to 1. Women live longer because they've killed a lot of men drivers.
 
Runwildboys said:
Try Facebook, if you're looking for sympathy....or if you're just looking to make someone laugh, then mission accomplished!:p
No, just kidding, Brother. That sucks! Hope you didn't do much damage.
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Chrispierce said:
Well,the fact you said only one word,means your currently pre-occupied. Don’t worry,things settle down in an hour. I’ll come back later for the particulars of the investigation.
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I keep my car in the garage and my suv outside.

Ok. So basically I was backing out of my garage and somehow did not see my suv in the corner of my backup camera. It’s supposed to make a beep noise, but it didn’t.

I pulled the car forward in a panick, hearing that wonderful scraping metal. “Not this again”, I whispered to myself.

I get out of the car and see the damage. It looks ugly. I stand with my heads on my head, repeating the phrase “you have got to be ******* kidding me” to my idiot self.

I have worked on the car a bit and most the scratches have come out. I’ll get one of those pen thingies that take scratches out and it’ll be fine.

But the SUV back bumper is screwed. That’ll need repaired professionally.

My sigh of relief comes in the fact that no one was around to witness it, and I can admit my mistakes anonymously on the internet.
 
DoctorChicken said:
...It looks ugly. I stand with my heads on my head, repeating the phrase “you have got to be ******* kidding me” to my idiot self.

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Dude, if you're standing with your heads on your head, it's supposed to look ugly.....

Don't beat yourself up over it. It happens to the best of us. Fortunately, since I'm not the "best of us", it hasn't happened to me.
 
DoctorChicken said:
I keep my car in the garage and my suv outside.

Ok. So basically I was backing out of my garage and somehow did not see my suv in the corner of my backup camera. It’s supposed to make a beep noise, but it didn’t.

I pulled the car forward in a panick, hearing that wonderful scraping metal. “Not this again”, I whispered to myself.

I get out of the car and see the damage. It looks ugly. I stand with my heads on my head, repeating the phrase “you have got to be ******* kidding me” to my idiot self.

I have worked on the car a bit and most the scratches have come out. I’ll get one of those pen thingies that take scratches out and it’ll be fine.

But the SUV back bumper is screwed. That’ll need repaired professionally.

My sigh of relief comes in the fact that no one was around to witness it, and I can admit my mistakes anonymously on the internet.
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I only use my backup camera to fine tune how far back I go. Other than that, I prefer the mirrors.
 
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