Just backed my one car into my other car

[Cowpolk]

I keep my car in the garage and my suv outside.

Ok. So basically I was backing out of my garage and somehow did not see my suv in the corner of my backup camera. It’s supposed to make a beep noise, but it didn’t.

I pulled the car forward in a panick, hearing that wonderful scraping metal. “Not this again”, I whispered to myself.

I get out of the car and see the damage. It looks ugly. I stand with my heads on my head, repeating the phrase “you have got to be ******* kidding me” to my idiot self.

I have worked on the car a bit and most the scratches have come out. I’ll get one of those pen thingies that take scratches out and it’ll be fine.

But the SUV back bumper is screwed. That’ll need repaired professionally.

My sigh of relief comes in the fact that no one was around to witness it, and I can admit my mistakes anonymously on the internet.

Sue the camera maker

 

[Runwildboys]

Sue the camera maker

That's your answer for everything! It didn't work with your bad sex tape, and it won't work for his accident!!

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

On the bright side, you still better driving skills than TWill.