Dear handsome and bland men of the CZ: I am looking at the standings and find it difficult to imagine the Cowboys finding a way to win the East. But seriously, a scrappy team in last place in an awful East? But then again, miracles do happen. Lourdes. The miracle on ice. The pope liking a teen model. The Jamaicans landing on the moon. I could go on, but me concentration and computer time is limited. My question to you vast numbers of simpletons, is, IS ANYBODY STILL HOLDING UP HOPES FOR A SUPER BOWL APPEARANCE BY THE MIGHTY, HIGH ENERGY, DEFENSIVELY IMPROVING COWBOYS? I OFFER MINE AND PEDRO'S PROTECTION TO THOSE BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY YES. YOUR LIVESTOCK AND HOMES WILL BE GUARDED BY US. ANYONE THINK WE CAN STILL BE IN THE SUPER BOWL? ANYONE?