Just for Fun: Some predicted humor tonight

[Bobhaze]

Win or lose tonight, there will be some humor to take in on our great forum if you want it. It’s good natured fun IMO.

Here’s what I’m referring to- during the game, our in-game thread is always good for some grins. No criticism here- just some fun observations. Some of our most rabid fans will ride the emotional roller coaster of each play tonight.

Here’s what to expect:

• First three and out that happens- “We suck”…”We have no chance”…”Horrible play-calling”, etc.
• If we score first- “It’s our night”…”All night” “Great call”, etc.
• If they score first- “What is LVE doing?”…”Dlaw is so overpaid”…”So much for our great D”, etc.
• First penalty against us- “Ordered by Goodell”…”The refs are pro-eagles”, “The fix is in”, etc.
• If we win, “Super Bowl baby”, “We’re unstoppable”, “Cooper Rush is Brady”…etc.
• If we lose, “McCarthy is an idiot”…”Refs fixed the game”…”NFL loves the eagles”…”We suck”, etc.

Again, just for fun. Enjoy the game. GO COWBOYS!!!

 

[Jake]

What's the over/under for threads created (and deleted) during halftime?

 

[acr731]

If they fall behind early or lose -

"Why is this garbage team on prime time for the 3rd time in 6 weeks? They suck."

 

[Bobhaze]

What's the over/under for threads created (and deleted) during halftime?

5. I’ll take the over, lol.

 

[Reality]

Win or lose tonight, there will be some humor to take in on our great forum if you want it. It’s good natured fun IMO.

Here’s what I’m referring to- during the game, our in-game thread is always good for some grins. No criticism here- just some fun observations. Some of our most rabid fans will ride the emotional roller coaster of each play tonight.

Here’s what to expect:

• First three and out that happens- “We suck”…”We have no chance”…”Horrible play-calling”, etc.
• If we score first- “It’s our night”…”All night” “Great call”, etc.
• If they score first- “What is LVE doing?”…”Dlaw is so overpaid”…”So much for our great D”, etc.
• First penalty against us- “Ordered by Goodell”…”The refs are pro-eagles”, “The fix is in”, etc.
• If we win, “Super Bowl baby”, “We’re unstoppable”, “Cooper Rush is Brady”…etc.
• If we lose, “McCarthy is an idiot”…”Refs fixed the game”…”NFL loves the eagles”…”We suck”, etc.

Again, just for fun. Enjoy the game. GO COWBOYS!!!

I can only give you a 9 out of 10 rating on it because you forgot to mention "We should extend them now!" at some point

 

[Whirlwin]

Cd lamb, he’s worse than Dez Bryant. Why is brown even on the field. Told you Prescott should be playing.

 

[Flamma]

If we win, “Super Bowl baby”, “We’re unstoppable”, “Cooper Rush is Brady”…etc.

LOL, this is by far my favorite. And it's 100% truth!

 

[SlammedZero]

The biggest theme I love in the Game Thread is.....

1st down run "Predictable Moore! Always running on 1st down!!"
1st down pass "Why are you passing?? Pass happy Moore, forgets about running!"

 

[Bobhaze]

The biggest theme I love in the Game Thread is.....

1st down run "Predictable Moore! Always running on 1st down!!"
1st down pass "Why are you passing?? Pass happy Moore, forgets about running!"

What absolutely cracks me up is how many view playcalling. If it works- “Great call”. If it doesn’t- “Moore’s an idiot”.

 

[USArmyVet]

The moment Rush turns the ball over for the first time this season: "See, Rush sucks and that's why he is a back-up. I can't wait for Dak to come back!"

 

[streetcredit]

Diggs is trash....
I'm so done with .....

 

[john van brocklin]

Win or lose tonight, there will be some humor to take in on our great forum if you want it. It’s good natured fun IMO.

Here’s what I’m referring to- during the game, our in-game thread is always good for some grins. No criticism here- just some fun observations. Some of our most rabid fans will ride the emotional roller coaster of each play tonight.

Here’s what to expect:

• First three and out that happens- “We suck”…”We have no chance”…”Horrible play-calling”, etc.
• If we score first- “It’s our night”…”All night” “Great call”, etc.
• If they score first- “What is LVE doing?”…”Dlaw is so overpaid”…”So much for our great D”, etc.
• First penalty against us- “Ordered by Goodell”…”The refs are pro-eagles”, “The fix is in”, etc.
• If we win, “Super Bowl baby”, “We’re unstoppable”, “Cooper Rush is Brady”…etc.
• If we lose, “McCarthy is an idiot”…”Refs fixed the game”…”NFL loves the eagles”…”We suck”, etc.

Again, just for fun. Enjoy the game. GO COWBOYS!!!

During the games emotions not logic, rule.

 

[Motorola]

Win or lose tonight, there will be some humor to take in on our great forum if you want it. It’s good natured fun IMO.

Here’s what I’m referring to- during the game, our in-game thread is always good for some grins. No criticism here- just some fun observations. Some of our most rabid fans will ride the emotional roller coaster of each play tonight.

Here’s what to expect:

• First three and out that happens- “We suck”…”We have no chance”…”Horrible play-calling”, etc.
• If we score first- “It’s our night”…”All night” “Great call”, etc.
• If they score first- “What is LVE doing?”…”Dlaw is so overpaid”…”So much for our great D”, etc.
• First penalty against us- “Ordered by Goodell”…”The refs are pro-eagles”, “The fix is in”, etc.
• If we win, “Super Bowl baby”, “We’re unstoppable”, “Cooper Rush is Brady”…etc.
• If we lose, “McCarthy is an idiot”…”Refs fixed the game”…”NFL loves the eagles”…”We suck”, etc.

Again, just for fun. Enjoy the game. GO COWBOYS!!!

The broadcast duo - Mike Tirico (or might it be Al Micheals - in the booth tonight for a "select game") and Cris Collingsworth will surely bring up and comment on Jerry Jones' 80th birthday this pass Thursday; how many, and what types of posts referring to his milestone will be created?

 

[CouchCoach]

Reminds me of the night I was on the old site when the Cowboys played in BUF on MNF.

It is a good thing a team of psychiatrists was not watching that because they would have declared Mass Schizophrenia. Posters were going from wanting to shoot, roast, hang, set fire to and hide Romo's body to a parade, instant ROH and a statue every 30 or 40 minutes. The only thing crazier than that game was the forum. Hell, I didn't whether to laugh or turn off all the lights and hunker down hiding in my closet.

But that's OK because no one ever said that we were actually normal. At least, no one there that night.

 

[Montanalo]

Or, the endless Dak vs Rush comments. Doesn't matter which side you fall or how the game unfolds, I predict dozen of pages of posts comparing the two

 

[CouchCoach]

The broadcast duo - Mike Tirico (or might it be Al Micheals - in the booth tonight for a "select game") and Cris Collingsworth will surely bring up and comment on Jerry Jones' 80th birthday this pass Thursday; how many, and what types of posts referring to his milestone will be created?

Michaels went to Amazon, why would NBC bring him back for a "select game"?

 

[maryquality]

You forgot...if Lamb drops a pass...."He doesn't deserve to wear the #88!!"

 

[Bobhaze]

The broadcast duo - Mike Tirico (or might it be Al Micheals - in the booth tonight for a "select game") and Cris Collingsworth will surely bring up and comment on Jerry Jones' 80th birthday this pass Thursday; how many, and what types of posts referring to his milestone will be created?

If the game were in Arlington, we would hear Collinsworth talking about the beautiful art work at the stayjum, lol.

 

[RodeoJake]

Before the 1st quarter is over, there will be a fire Moore and/or MM post.

 

[maryquality]

Oh and then those making fun of McCarthy's girth. "He's only elite with finding all you can eat buffets!"