Just for Fun: Some predicted humor tonight

[Bobhaze]

Before the 1st quarter is over, there will be a fire Moore and/or MM post.

It WILL happen on the first 3 and out,

 

[fivetwos]

What's the over/under for threads created (and deleted) during halftime?

Are there people that actually don’t respect that rule?

That’s just awful.

 

[mrmojo]

"If Dak is dressed how come their not putting him in....dumb coaches"

 

[links18]

"Remember when you said Philly didn't have a real QB?"

 

[Tabascocat]

“Is Jason Garrett calling plays again?”

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

<before game.>

Kellen Moore is trash .

<after game. >

Kellen Moore is trash .

 

[Cowpolk]

More is Garrett 2.0

 

[Jake]

Are there people that actually don’t respect that rule?

That’s just awful.

People get fired up, want to vent, and rules slip their mind. I get it. It's not usually much of a problem, unless the Boys stink up the joint in the first half.

Game over!
Season over!
Fire everybody!

 

[fivetwos]

People get fired up, want to vent, and rules slip their mind. I get it. It's not usually much of a problem, unless the Boys stink up the joint in the first half.

Game over!
Season over!
Fire everybody!

Meh…just add to a thread, don’t start a new one.

Sucks when you click on a thread and it’s completely devoid of anything than one snarky remark.

Welcome to the Internet I suppose lol.

 

[Motorola]

If the game were in Arlington, we would hear Collinsworth talking about the beautiful art work at the stayjum, lol.

What about ptediction comments re Jones' Bday, Bobhaze?

 

[Gonzomandela01]

You forgot: "I'm done, 26 years of this bs...etc"

 

[cowboyec]

there will be atleast 1 dak thread started during the first half.

i will post at least 3 Elvis songs before half-time

 

[Cowboys_22]

“horrendous clock management by MM”

 

[plymkr]

Win or lose tonight, there will be some humor to take in on our great forum if you want it. It’s good natured fun IMO.

Here’s what I’m referring to- during the game, our in-game thread is always good for some grins. No criticism here- just some fun observations. Some of our most rabid fans will ride the emotional roller coaster of each play tonight.

Here’s what to expect:

• First three and out that happens- “We suck”…”We have no chance”…”Horrible play-calling”, etc.
• If we score first- “It’s our night”…”All night” “Great call”, etc.
• If they score first- “What is LVE doing?”…”Dlaw is so overpaid”…”So much for our great D”, etc.
• First penalty against us- “Ordered by Goodell”…”The refs are pro-eagles”, “The fix is in”, etc.
• If we win, “Super Bowl baby”, “We’re unstoppable”, “Cooper Rush is Brady”…etc.
• If we lose, “McCarthy is an idiot”…”Refs fixed the game”…”NFL loves the eagles”…”We suck”, etc.

Again, just for fun. Enjoy the game. GO COWBOYS!!!

I will admit the first penalty against us will be me saying there's a conspiracy. Its penalty against them and I'll say they can't stop us.
Hey if you can't laugh at yourself what's the point of living

 

[Bobhaze]

What about ptediction comments re Jones' Bday, Bobhaze?

Depends on if we’re winning or losing, lol.

 

[tyke1doe]

If Micah Parsons doesn't have a sack ... "Are the refs blind? They're holding him on every play."

After a three yard run by Zeke ... "Pollard would have taken that to the house."

If the Cowboys win ... "Dak who?"

If the defense balls out ... "Jerry better back up the Brinks truck to keep Dan Quinn."

 

[maryquality]

And there will be comments like.... "I pray another team offers K. Moore a HC position!!".

 

[tyke1doe]

And there will be comments like.... "I pray another team offers K. Moore a HC position!!".

I may be one saying it.

 

[Motorola]

Depends on if we’re winning or losing, lol.

They should mention it early on; but regardless of the quarter and score of the game \Cowboys ahead or trailing....the brief sighting of the Owner-General Manager - Face Of The Franchise should evoke dozens of responses when it happens.

 

[JReed1000]

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