Just remember one thing Jerry said during Dak's press conference

[Q_the_man]

I know this is not word for word but basically this is what Jerry said.

I have always overpaid for something I want, normally this turns out to be something great

But when I look for a bargain that's exactly what I get is a bargain.

So what is Jerry looking for in free agency? Looks like he is looking for bargains. SMH

 

[Rajveer]

Google should consider adding Jerry Lingo to their translation app for the Dallas fans to comprehend him.

 

[lkelly]

Clearly he wasn’t referring to his liquor, unless convenience store prices have gone way up.

 

[BobbyFlame469]

We should’ve signed JJ watt and clowney. And traded Gallup to the Patriots for Gilmore.

our defense would’ve been above average. Then we could take Pitts, a sure fire All pro TE in the draft and dominated

 

[America's Cowboy]

CZ should create a complaints forum.

 

[lostar2009]

Cowboys really don't have the money now. Our money went to Dak. Probably could get a mid level guy but that's it. I think this team will be in better shape after the tv money kicks in.

 

[Corso]

The snark level on this board has hit an all-time high.
Everybody is now a master of sarcasm apparently so I expect this thread to go down the same road.

 

[TequilaCowboy]

Cowboys really don't have the money now. Our money went to Dak. Probably could get a mid level guy but that's it. I think this team will be in better shape after the tv money kicks in.

They had enough money to sign at least two blue chip FA at DT and FS as starters. But instead they go for quantity over quality and divvy the FA money among a bunch of jags who may not even make the team, or just be irrelevant and described as "depth". We have enough depth on the team, we need starters.

 

[Ranching]

I thought he said something about a masturbating mosquito....

 

[Sydla]

The snark level on this board has hit an all-time high.
Everybody is now a master of sarcasm apparently so I expect this thread to go down the same road.

It's all we are left with after the Cowboys have decided the strategy that has clearly failed the last 4-5 years is what they are going to continue with.

Bad jokes is all we got.

 

[Corso]

It's all we are left with after the Cowboys have decided the strategy that has clearly failed the last 4-5 years is what they are going to continue with.

Bad jokes is all we got.

It's sad, but I understand.
You all have become lesser @Risen Stars

And I don't blame you. I get it.

 

[Sydla]

It's sad, but I understand.
You all have become lesser @Risen Stars

And I don't blame you. I get it.

It's my search for my own fountain of youth. I am looking for reasons to not be sarcastic. LOL.

 

[BobbyFlame469]

Cowboys really don't have the money now. Our money went to Dak. Probably could get a mid level guy but that's it. I think this team will be in better shape after the tv money kicks in.

Dak is going to be the 17th highest paid quarterback this season.

Cap hits are what matter. Not the dollar amount.


Just look at taysom Hill. 140 million

 

[Corso]

It's my search for my own fountain of youth. I am looking for reasons to not be sarcastic. LOL.

Right on!
I support your efforts!

 

[lostar2009]

They had enough money to sign at least two blue chip FA at DT and FS as starters. But instead they go for quantity over quality and divvy the FA money among a bunch of jags who may not even make the team, or just be irrelevant and described as "depth". We have enough depth on the team, we need starters.

What two blue chip DT FAs? Im not talking about +30 year old vet going to his last team.

 

[DandyDon52]

Google should consider adding Jerry Lingo to their translation app for the Dallas fans to comprehend him.

That was very funny, good one.

Only thing is google would need some MIT cypher experts, and some communication experts to figure out just what the heck he is saying! and even then it would be a guess.