Just when ah think the old man has lost it

[GimmeTheBall!]

Fecal position LOL that alone was worth the whole read. I'm still laughing trying to imagine what that would look like.

I . . . I . . . mispelt it? (lower lip trembling)

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I have to say navel gazing is not bad, but ring tapping ripple burn barrel is a bit more eccentric.

I appreciate that, Clark.
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[TheCowboy]

Brah?

Suddeny we are in Havaii, all of the sudden?
Come back to the mainland, Tiki, we needs you.

I gots yous man

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I gots yous man

REALITY!!! TheCowboy's scaring me!!!!

 

[zrinkill]

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

The problem is those days are well behind me and I'm too old and responsible to revisit them again. Or are you talking about more than a 24 hour period? LOL.

Geritol can hep you. it worked for the man across the street. One day he was an old f art like you and the next he was like a rejuvenated Marshall Thompson! And now he half more hair than Stalin!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Damn that scare me!

 

[noshame]

My bad, I thought this was another Romo thread.

 

[65fastback2plus2]

(The defense is horrible. I don't even want to discuss it. it make me crawl into a fecal position it is so weak.)

just curious...when you take the fecal position...is it more like a floater?

 

[65fastback2plus2]

I . . . I . . . mispelt it? (lower lip trembling)

only you could misspell "mispelt"

 

[jday]

(The defense is horrible. I don't even want to discuss it. it make me crawl into a fecal position it is so weak.)

But let us look at what Jerra, quietly, steadily and perhaps with stealth, has built on offense.

It half dawned on me that our O line is beginning to look like a very young and talented one. Frederick, Martin and Smith.
Our two main receivers alone, Witten and Dez, make other NFL coaches' moufs drool.
We half a QB, who, despite a persistent penchant for last-minute miscues, half stats, he continues to build his passing stats.
And I wonder, too, if with this emerging O line Murray will be the star I once thought he'd be.

Jerra, for all his faults, seeminly has built a powerful offensive machine.
I think we need to give him his props for that.
Thanks, Jerra!

That is the side of the ball the media tends to ignore for whatever reason. The defense likely will struggle...put the opposing offense still has to outscore our offense. And are offense is going to put up an average of 21 point per game, in my opinion. So the question is can our defense at the very least hold teams to an average of 20 or less? I don't think that is too much to ask.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

That is the side of the ball the media tends to ignore for whatever reason. The defense likely will struggle...put the opposing offense still has to outscore our offense. And are offense is going to put up an average of 21 point per game, in my opinion. So the question is can our defense at the very least hold teams to an average of 20 or less? I don't think that is too much to ask.

I half to disagree: Our offense will half to score at least 30-plus points per game to be competitive. Our D is that bad.
too, the offense will need to half a credable running game to lactate the clock and keep THEIR OFFENSE OFF THE FIELD.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

just curious...when you take the fecal position...is it more like a floater?

No, more like a Romo fluttering duck when he is pressured, he said in a earnest way.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Not sure who is trying harder to take the Leotis Brown schtick on. This poster or CCboy.

Leaf CCboy out of this. He served his country. You serve donuts at the Quicky Mart.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Good ole Leotis. Has anybody heard from him? This board is richer when he's on it.

I concur and agree wit that.

 

[Risen Star]

Offensively, the Cowboys are as good as they've been in a very long time. Assuming Romo is still Romo.

Defensively, this is the franchise's low point.

 

[the_h0wey]

Some day when you can post in readable language I'll begin reading them again.

He reminds me of Pittman4two except he's not funny.

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

Last year he said he was leaving the board after his like #10000 post or something, he still gave no reason why he came back. The whole leaving thread was lame too

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

(The defense is horrible. I don't even want to discuss it. it make me crawl into a fecal position it is so weak.)

But let us look at what Jerra, quietly, steadily and perhaps with stealth, has built on offense.

It half dawned on me that our O line is beginning to look like a very young and talented one. Frederick, Martin and Smith.
Our two main receivers alone, Witten and Dez, make other NFL coaches' moufs drool.
We half a QB, who, despite a persistent penchant for last-minute miscues, half stats, he continues to build his passing stats.
And I wonder, too, if with this emerging O line Murray will be the star I once thought he'd be.

Jerra, for all his faults, seeminly has built a powerful offensive machine.
I think we need to give him his props for that.
Thanks, Jerra!

I liken the position to the quality of the post.

 

[TheCowboy]

What is this thread?? Hahaha