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Justa Joke

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by RedskinsFanInTX, Apr 24, 2004.

  1. RedskinsFanInTX

    RedskinsFanInTX New Member

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    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

    A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and
    yellow.

    The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

    The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old-timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"

    Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." :rolleyes:
     
  2. Jimz31

    Jimz31 The Sarcastic One

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    A Skinz fan went on a ski trip, and was knocked unconscious by the chair lift. He called his insurance company from the hospital, but it refused to cover his injury.

    "Why is the injury not covered?" he asked.

    "You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the insurance rep said, "That makes you an idiot, and we consider that a pre-existing condition."
     

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