Kids say the darndest things...

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I thought this was cute...
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house
was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl,
to hold the light high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked. Her
mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his butt again."
 
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