Kit for the over-reacting Nervous Nellies

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That have spastic colons during these silly pre-season games....

When you find your self with a case of spastic colon and suicidal urges over a meaningless pre-season game...try one of these in order to help yourself out...and help those others who know it means nothing in a pre-season game...


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and for those who are just so spastic that they can not control their bowels....

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As for me....I figure it is just a pre-season game and not the end of the world.
Too bad there are so many who spazz out during a pre-season game...wow you would think the sky is falling.
 
lmao.....good job

Geez.....you'd think people would realize this after every preseason......ther is no doom in preseason.
 
SacredStar said:
Geez.....you'd think people would realize this after every preseason......ther is no doom in preseason.

Oh yes there is! I don't wish this on any team; not even the C'boys, but if a team experiences multiple injuries to key players ...that's doom!

Ask any R'Skin's fan about Jansen when you get a chance -- ask them about preseason doom! :cool:
 

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