Lame Jokes From a Niner Fan

[Matt]

Titles the Email 12/1996



Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator; Johnny Cochran.

Q: What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: Eventually the baby stops whining.







I couldn't really even jerk a smile at them..

In the midst of a reply right now, just wanted to show how lame they are.

 

[trickblue]

Titles the Email 12/1996



Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator; Johnny Cochran.

Q: What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: Eventually the baby stops whining.







I couldn't really even jerk a smile at them..

In the midst of a reply right now, just wanted to show how lame they are.

The 90's called... they want their jokes back...

 

[cowboys#1]

i remember that my cousin told me that the cowboys hired a new chinese coach.


his name was Winone Soon

this was after the 89 season :laugh2:

 

[Future]

I don't care who you are...the drug ring one is funny:laugh2:

 

[Big Dakota]

I think i had a stroke in 1996 and am just coming too,..... maybe ........?????

 

[Signals]

I had never heard those before. They made me crack a smile.

Embrace The Hatred.

 

[lewpac]

This coming from a fan of a team with the ONLY OWNER IN NFL HISTORY who got stripped of his team for being convicted of mafioso activity!!

That ONE CRIMINAL outweighs any other teams host of characters.

 

[DallasEast]

Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator; Johnny Cochran.

Q: What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: Eventually the baby stops whining.

Good lord, he was having an online aneurysm!

 

[cowboyfan4life_mark]

Tell him that you will hit so many times that he will think he is surrounded.

Or, fighting you is like going to Hollywood, he will see nothing but stars.







Lame comebacks off////

 

[YosemiteSam]

The 90's called... they want their jokes back...

I called hell, they want their defense attorney back. :laugh2:

 

[lqmac1]

i remember that my cousin told me that the cowboys hired a new chinese coach.


his name was Winone Soon

this was after the 89 season :laugh2:

haha that one is funny, I don't care who you are

 

[WV Cowboy]

Those type of jokes don't fit Dallas any more.

As a matter of fact, they now actually fit the "NFL's favorite son" Steelers, but you won't hear about it in the media.

The Steelers have had 7 or so arrests since '06. Cowboys 2.

Even their mascot Steely McBeam got arrested for DUI.:laugh2:

Holmes (SB MVP) has been arrested 3 times, ... most recently last fall.

But nobody talks about it because nobody talks about the Steelers.

The hypocrosy is what drives me crazy.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Those type of jokes don't fit Dallas any more.

As a matter of fact, they now actually fit the "NFL's favorite son" Steelers, but you won't hear about it in the media.

The Steelers have had 7 or so arrests since '06. Cowboys 2.

Even their mascot Steely McBeam got arrested for DUI.:laugh2:

Holmes (SB MVP) has been arrested 3 times, ... most recently last fall.

But nobody talks about it because nobody talks about the Steelers.

The hypocrosy is what drives me crazy.

Just imagine if they could test for HGH. The entire team would go down.

 

[Doomsday101]

Titles the Email 12/1996



Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator; Johnny Cochran.

Q: What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: Eventually the baby stops whining.







I couldn't really even jerk a smile at them..

In the midst of a reply right now, just wanted to show how lame they are.

Those are old jokes that I heard back in the mid 90's when we had players getting into trouble. They are only joking around take it as a joke.

 

[Dodger]

Did anyone tell this guy that it's 2009?

 

[Rampage]

This coming from a fan of a team with the ONLY OWNER IN NFL HISTORY who got stripped of his team for being convicted of mafioso activity!!

That ONE CRIMINAL outweighs any other teams host of characters.

whoa! I never knew that. what was his name?

 

[trickblue]

whoa! I never knew that. what was his name?

Eddie Debartalo, Jr... he is scum...

You also weren't allowed to house your team under a corporate umbrella... which he did and got $500,000 fine...

There is also some rumors of Debartalo paying players under the table to avoid the cap...

 

[WV Cowboy]

Just imagine if they could test for HGH. The entire team would go down.

I know, ... Harrison gets cut 3 times by the Steelers, and then is selected as Defensive MVP of the NFL, ... can you say "steriods".

Plus he was one of the ones that got arrested.

But the Steelers are viewed as choir boys.
:grrr:

:steelers:

 

[Kung Fu Pandoval]

As a Niner fan those jokes would have been funny in 1993. Although signing Pacman and Tank still make them relevant.

 

[bootyhunta]

I have two 49er jokes:

2009 Starting QB: Shaun Hill
2009 Backup QB: Alex Smith