LaRon Landry: Victim of Paintball

[BouncingCheese]

Landry must have been shot while right next to somebody, because paintballs lose much of their speed almost as fast as they are shot out of the barrell.

That is why you are not allowed to shoot within ten feet of another opponent, but judging by the Commanders cheating ways I wouldn't be surprised if another player shot him that close. Or, another player could have shot him with a gun that had too much CO2 per shot.

Either way hah; the Commanders can't even do fun activities right.... though I hope he gets better.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Goodell shot him

that bastid

 

[ajk23az]

Nowadays CO2 has kinda gone obselete, most paintballers use Nitrous instead which has more power, more consistent bursts, and lasts longer. Trust me, paintballs DO NOT lose their speed as fast as BouncingCheese is saying unless it is a REALLY crappy gun.

 

[BouncingCheese]

Nowadays CO2 has kinda gone obselete, most paintballers use Nitrous instead which has more power, more consistent bursts, and lasts longer. Trust me, paintballs DO NOT lose their speed as fast as BouncingCheese is saying unless it is a REALLY crappy gun.

Is paintball talk over?

 

[ajk23az]

Is paintball talk over?

just gettin facts right buddy

 

[Royal Laegotti]

Keith Davis played after getting shot with bullets...this dude takes a paintball in the grapes and he is out.

That's gotta be the post of the week.

 

[DallasEast]

"It's kind of bizarre," Gibbs said. "Almost anything can happen in life, so every now and then something like that does happen."

No, Gibbs.

An example of "bizarre" is your starting H-back's preference for wearing short shorts.

Getting shot in the nads is not 'bizarre'. It's either a case of someone with poor aim (which makes one question why would the shooter even wanted a gun in the first place); or one of your backups wanted to climb the depth chart the hard way.

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

Wonder what kind of pain he was feeling about 30 seconds after the paintball to the nut. Ugh. I shudder to think.

 

[DallasEast]

Wonder what kind of pain he was feeling about 30 seconds after the paintball to the nut. Ugh. I shudder to think.

Not sure what he initially felt, but I believe that his first thought was, "HELL to the Commanders!"

 

[FLcowboy]

That's gotta be the post of the week.

I agree, I'm still laughing so hard my wife thinks I'm crazy.

 

[skinsngibbs4life]

link?

I read the rumored, unconfirmed story on PFT, but never anything about gibbs' commenting on this

 

[Royal Laegotti]

link?

I read the rumored, unconfirmed story on PFT, but never anything about gibbs' commenting on this

There's no need for a link, everyone knows the Redskids are dumb enough to do something like that!


:laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

link?

I read the rumored, unconfirmed story on PFT, but never anything about gibbs' commenting on this

You mean like these?

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_y...-Commanders-paintballinjury&prov=ap&type=lgns

http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/10227124

http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/WAS/10227337

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6927330

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2905953

 

[5Stars]

You mean like these?

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_y...-Commanders-paintballinjury&prov=ap&type=lgns

http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/10227124

http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/WAS/10227337

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6927330

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2905953

He does not want to see those links, Hostile! St. Gibbs can do not wrong! Haven't your forgot that St. Gibbs is "super smart and works his guts out"?



Besides, if you make him ashamed about something concerning St. Gibbs, he's going to look at his Gibbs under-roos differently tonight!

 

[WoodysGirl]

UNCONFIRMED REPORT OF LANDRY'S PAINTBALL-TO-THE-BALLSACK INCIDENT

We usually don't run with tips from readers unless and until we can get corroboration. But in rare cases the tip is so darn funny that we have to share it.

So take this one for what it's worth. It might be wrong. It might be right. But it's nevertheless entertaining.

A guy who knows the person who owns the paintball park at which Commanders safety LaRon Landry got hit in LaDong with a tiny ball of paint says Landry had "shot" one of his Commanders teammates, knocking him out of the game. Then, Landry walked up to the player, who was on the ground at the time, and proclaimed that he was going to finish him off, execution style.

The teammate then raised his paintball gun and shot Landry point-blank in the crotch.

Again, it might be completely untrue, but it's still hilarious.

 

[Hostile]

UNCONFIRMED REPORT OF LANDRY'S PAINTBALL-TO-THE-BALLSACK INCIDENT

We usually don't run with tips from readers unless and until we can get corroboration. But in rare cases the tip is so darn funny that we have to share it.

So take this one for what it's worth. It might be wrong. It might be right. But it's nevertheless entertaining.

A guy who knows the person who owns the paintball park at which Commanders safety LaRon Landry got hit in LaDong with a tiny ball of paint says Landry had "shot" one of his Commanders teammates, knocking him out of the game. Then, Landry walked up to the player, who was on the ground at the time, and proclaimed that he was going to finish him off, execution style.

The teammate then raised his paintball gun and shot Landry point-blank in the crotch.

Again, it might be completely untrue, but it's still hilarious.

:laugh2:

I feel so alive.

This kid was my favorite player in the draft bar none, but that's just hilarious.

 

[WoodysGirl]

Team-building experiment backfires on Commanders' Landry: more to the story

So Joe Gibbs wanted his team to get closer, a good idea after last year's fractured operation in a 5-11 season.

He told his players to break up by position, go do something as a group. And surely you know by now that the defensive backs went paintballing. Uh, bad idea, it turned out.

Here's what happened, as reported a few other places: First-round pick LaRon Landry, slated to start opposite Sean Taylor at strong safety, stood over a teammate and shot him, execution-style, during a match. The victim, however, turned the tables. He shot back, point blank, at Landry's testicles. Wow. Getting queasy just typing this.

So here's what we have learned. Landry's testicles swelled up so much, they were nearly grapefruit-sized. The coaches kept him out of the final June minicamp practices and tended to the situation. He's expected to be all right, but that's a, uh, sensitive area to say the least.

We think we know the player who shot Landry. We're trying to confirm that now. One source gave us the name, and it's interesting to say the least, but we want to call around a little more to (sorry) firm that up a bit. We'll let you know when we have more.

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Posted by Eric Edholm on June 18, 2007 11:14 AM | Permalink | Comments (2

 

[Hostile]

Team-building experiment backfires on Commanders' Landry: more to the story

So Joe Gibbs wanted his team to get closer, a good idea after last year's fractured operation in a 5-11 season.

He told his players to break up by position, go do something as a group. And surely you know by now that the defensive backs went paintballing. Uh, bad idea, it turned out.

Here's what happened, as reported a few other places: First-round pick LaRon Landry, slated to start opposite Sean Taylor at strong safety, stood over a teammate and shot him, execution-style, during a match. The victim, however, turned the tables. He shot back, point blank, at Landry's testicles. Wow. Getting queasy just typing this.

So here's what we have learned. Landry's testicles swelled up so much, they were nearly grapefruit-sized. The coaches kept him out of the final June minicamp practices and tended to the situation. He's expected to be all right, but that's a, uh, sensitive area to say the least.

We think we know the player who shot Landry. We're trying to confirm that now. One source gave us the name, and it's interesting to say the least, but we want to call around a little more to (sorry) firm that up a bit. We'll let you know when we have more.

Tags:Joe Gibbs LaRon Landry nfl paintball pro football Pro Football Weekly Washington Commanders
Posted by Eric Edholm on June 18, 2007 11:14 AM | Permalink | Comments (2

It's gotta be Sean Taylor.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Team-building experiment backfires on Commanders' Landry: more to the story

So Joe Gibbs wanted his team to get closer, a good idea after last year's fractured operation in a 5-11 season.

He told his players to break up by position, go do something as a group. And surely you know by now that the defensive backs went paintballing. Uh, bad idea, it turned out.

Here's what happened, as reported a few other places: First-round pick LaRon Landry, slated to start opposite Sean Taylor at strong safety, stood over a teammate and shot him, execution-style, during a match. The victim, however, turned the tables. He shot back, point blank, at Landry's testicles. Wow. Getting queasy just typing this.

So here's what we have learned. Landry's testicles swelled up so much, they were nearly grapefruit-sized. The coaches kept him out of the final June minicamp practices and tended to the situation. He's expected to be all right, but that's a, uh, sensitive area to say the least.

We think we know the player who shot Landry. We're trying to confirm that now. One source gave us the name, and it's interesting to say the least, but we want to call around a little more to (sorry) firm that up a bit. We'll let you know when we have more.

Tags:Joe Gibbs LaRon Landry nfl paintball pro football Pro Football Weekly Washington Commanders
Posted by Eric Edholm on June 18, 2007 11:14 AM | Permalink | Comments (2

For whatever reason I read that and Pictured Kat Williams playing money mike in Friday after Next and yelling...

PIMP DOWN..PIMP DOWN, PIMP IN DISTRESS

:laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[AsthmaField]

For whatever reason I read that and Pictured Kat Williams playing money mike in Friday after Next and yelling...

PIMP DOWN..PIMP DOWN, PIMP IN DISTRESS

:laugh2: :laugh2:

:laugh1:

That is so damn funny!