Last request...

trickblue

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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John, " his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.

With his last breath John said, "I do!"
[rimshot]thank you... I'll be here all week... try the veal... [/rimshot]
 

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All of the jokes I know are dirty. I won't share them.
 
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