I hear you big guy.
We are gonna kill em,
We are gonna Hurt em,
We are gonna Muderize em,
We are gonna Mutilate em,
We are gonna tear them a new sphincter,
We are gonna put a pop knot on them big enough to play horsehoes,
We are gonna slap their hair off and then beat their butts for being bald,
We are gonna beat them so bad that they think Friday the 13th was the only Jason movie.
We are going to make them run around like a dog in a hub cap factory,
We are gonna pass on them more then Ali McBeel passes on meals,
We are gonna tear them up like Mike Tyson tears up an ear,
We are going to be smoother then a william hung song,
We are gonna make them throw more air balls then Shaq at the free throw line,
We are gonna sting them more then a needle owned by Canseco.
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BP reminds self to get normal dosage of valium, his crying pillow and tell the wife to get ready to pat on back after another loss to the eagles.
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