Let's say after we move on from Dez he faces us and torches us

Frozen700

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He faces us torches us....

And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.

Our offense looks predictable

And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch

What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?
 

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He faces us torches us....

And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.

Our offense looks predictable

And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch

What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?
Dak and the staff. Again. Then there will be another scapegoat. Likely Linehan this time. JG still stays.
 

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He faces us torches us....

And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.

Our offense looks predictable

And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch

What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?

It's not like we would be letting a player go that has been instrumental in the team winning championships and now we're going to have to get used to losing. We will simply continue losing like we have been.
 

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He faces us torches us....

And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.

Our offense looks predictable

And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch

What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?

Last time they went 6-10, Garrett got promoted.

I expect the same.
 

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He faces us torches us....

And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.

Our offense looks predictable

And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch

What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?
JJ for cutting Dez...
 

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I have a bad feeling your scenario will play out if we cut Dez, minus the part about him coming back and torching us.

Dak scares me to death. We haven't put this much premature faith in someone since Tyrone JAG Crawford. Handing the keys over to Dak could kill us for half a decade.
 

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He faces us torches us....

And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.

Our offense looks predictable

And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch

What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?

And what happens if we don't move on from Dez? Or if we do and Dez is average with his next team?

Better use this fabricated complaint now so you don't risk missing the chance later, right?

By the way, in case you haven't noticed, Garrett gets blamed, Linnehan gets blamed, Dak gets blamed, Witten gets blamed .... Dez isn't the only one.
 
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He faces us torches us....

And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.

Our offense looks predictable

And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch

What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?
I'm missing something here. We have a QB that has only been in the league 2 years but has a career passer rating of 95.5 and a completion % of 65.2 with 45 TDs and 17 ints with almost 7,000 yards passing. All of that does not even include his rushing statisitics. 12 TDs rushing the ball. Then we have a diva WR going into his 9th season who just decided he needed to start working on learning how to run routes. I like Dez but you need to google the video of Cris Carter and his feelings about Dez's situation. He sums it up perfectly.
 

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This will never happen. And even if it does, so what?

I’m tired of defending Dez Bryant as a cowboys fan. He’s not worth the trouble.

And if you recall during Zeke and Daks rookie season the offense exploded when Dez was hurt for several games
 

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He faces us torches us....
And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.
Our offense looks predictable
And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch
What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?

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