List of Cowboys and describe them in one word

[proline]

Ellis - whiner
T.O. - insecure
RW38 - lost
Hamlin - invisible
Hamlin (alternate) - whiff!
Carpenter - can'tgetoffthebench
James - couldn'tcoverababywithablanket

James actually had a pretty good year, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a huge liability in coverage.

 

[links18]

Tony Romo...Coverboy
DeMarcus Ware...LTII
Jason Witten...Leak
Felix Jones...IR
Wade Phillips...Joke
Jason Garrett...Lost
Jerry Jones...Fool
Anthony Henry...Done
Terence Newman...Mouth
Bobby Carpenter...Barbie
Terrell Owens...Irrelevant
Martellus Bennett...Young
Marion Barber...Broken
Flozell Adams...********
Marc Columbo...Bald
Jay Ratliff...Playinoutofposition
Roy 11 Williams...Expensive
Roy 38 Williams...Burned
Bradie James...Parcells
Brad Johnson...Fossil

 

[dueyhemlock]

Newman...chinadoll
Williams38...bambi
Ratliff...team
Ware...superstar
James...wannabe
Jenkins...dodgeball
Ellis...pampers
Barbie...Ken

Wade...skipper
Jason...Jimmy Neutro
Jerry...nonGM

Tony...improviser
TO...nitroglycerin
Witten...warrior
Barber...predator
Felix...flash
Choice...worker
Bennett...joker
Flozell...what
Andre...airball

 

[CosmicCowboy]

sorry I only have one (JJ-mullet)

 

[DallasDomination]

Ellis - whiner
T.O. - insecure
RW38 - lost
Hamlin - invisible
Hamlin (alternate) - whiff!
Carpenter - can'tgetoffthebench
James - couldn'tcoverababywithablanket

James actually had a pretty good year, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a huge liability in coverage.

BUAHAHAHAHAHHA Nice call.

 

[Texan_Eph89]

*Tony Romo - Forces the ball too much
* Ware- is breaking the single season sack record
* Witten- this man is tough!
* Felix- the prototype of the scatback
* Wade- Cupcake
* Garrett- needs a real OC to teach him
* Jerry Jones - Cares about the team, just too much....
* Henry- Lost a step or two, still solid just slow
*Newman- Shutdown corner, just injury prone.
* Carpenter- "I'm a Barbie girl in "not" a Barbie world"
* T.O- HOF WR, just needs a noise-canceling muzzle
* Mart Bennett- Has the potential to be an Antonio Gates Clone/Goofball
* Barber- Keeps the chains moving!
* Flo- Needs a hearing aid/a LG who knows what he's doing.

I obviously didn't do it in one word, but we can have fun in more than one word can't we?

 

[THUMPER]

Jerry Jones - Ego
Wade Philips - Marshmellow
Tony Romo - Playmaker
Terrell Owens - Distraction
Demarcus Ware - Unstoppable
Jason Witten - GRRRRRRREAT!
Leonard Davis - BIGG
Felix Jones - Potential
Marion Barber III - Score!
Bradie James - Tackle
Nick Folk - Accurate
Mat McBriar - Welcome
Roy Williams 11 - Catch?
Roy Williams 38 - Gone?
Terence Newman - Fragile
Anthony Henry - Overpaid
Flozell Adams - Penalty
Martellus Bennett - Immature
Patrick Crayton - Shuddap!
Bobby Carpenter - Wasted
Jay Ratliff - Warrior
Ray Lewis - Raven

 

[Vintage]

Romo - stats
Barber - tough
Felix - rawr
Choice - woohoo
Bennett - hilarious
Witten - stud

Adams - penalty
Kosier - important
gurode - snap
davis - huge
colombo - fighter

proctor - why?

ware - iSack
ellis - iWhine
Spencer - iKavika
Bradie - iBlitz
Carpenter - iPaid
Burnett - iGone

Newman - hurt
Henry - old
Williams - sigh (how I miss thee)
Hamlin - angle

Owens - stats
RoytheWR - draft
Austin - potential
stanback - 4.58




lastly....

Nick Folk - Hostile

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Tony Romo...Gratitude

 

[TheCount]

I'd classify everyone outside of Ware and Witten as overrated and be done with it.

 

[Hostile]

lastly....

Nick Folk - Hostile

What in the blue hell?

 

[DallasDomination]

What in the blue hell?

He's being a brown noser ...

 

[the kid 05]

Anthony Henry...eduncan22

i love you sir

 

[Biggems]

*Tony ROmo - INCONSISTANT
* WAre- BEAST
* Witten- WArrior
* Felix- EXPLOSIVE
* WAde- SOFT!!!!!!!!
* GARRET- SIMPLE
* JERRY JOnes - AL DAVIS
* Henry-SLOW
*Newman- INjured
* Carpenter- BUST
* T.O- Stats
* Mart Bennett- POtential
* BArber- Trucker
* FLozell- PENALIZED




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