LOL Pacman the tag switcher

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't pretend to know much about th new conduct policy, which Pac is obviously beholding to, or what his contract says, but with what he's put the team through, i wouldn't bet againt thm having gronds. Also, we have yet to see if he will be convicted on any of the court cases he's going through. If he's convicted of anything, i'd think the team has a leg to stand on with the new policy.

I haven't seen where it's written in the new conduct policy that if you break the player contract, you're liable to have your team sue you, the only thing that can happen is that the team can cut you, suspend you, or fine you, the team can't do anymore than that

 

[burmafrd]

There is Dumb.
There is Dumber.
Then there is Pacman.

 

[Vintage]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

Well, the one here in Utah is pretty fast. I've never waited more than 1/2 hour and the place was packed when I went in. They have a good system, I guess...

Now the one in Columbus, OH., I had to take a leave without pay to go get my license plate...

Where do you work at? McDonalds?

I am only a Summer Intern (paid by the hour, naturally) and I can leave to the DMV should I need to and still get paid for being gone....

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Pacman is a special guy.....player.....and person

Yeah... to bad for him he is just too stupid to get it... .he IS a gamechanger. He can play.

Its when he steps off the field.

 

[peplaw06]

Hey pep. I got this neighbor who doesn't take care of his yard...............

You should threaten him with a gun. I hear you may be able to argue self-defense.

 

[theogt]

You should threaten him with a gun. I hear you may be able to argue self-defense.

That's only if he breaks your windshield with a rock.

 

[5Stars]

That reminds me of a lawyeer joke

A guy walks up to a house of ill repute, see, and ax for Tara
Tara comes up and says "I charge $5,000 for a night of companionship"
The guy says OK, "Here's $5,000, I want to give the money to you" and they share a great evening toether
The next night the same thing
The third night he comes up and ax for Tara
Tara comes up and says "I can't believe you are back knowing my fee is $5,000 per evening!" But she accepts it and they have a third great night of companionship
Late that night the guy says goodbye and thanks Tara
Tara, hopeful of more big money, ax: "Will I see you tomorrow, big spender?"
"No," the guy says "I'm your uncle's lawyer and he wanted to bequeath you that $15,000 I gave you"

Here is a good one: A horse walks into a bar
The bartender looks at the horse and ax: "Why the long face?"

Q: What do attorneys use for birth control?

A: Their personalities.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Q: What do attorneys use for birth control?

A: Their personalities.

What do you call a lawyer at the bottom of the sea?

A good start

 

[5Stars]

What do you call a lawyer at the bottom of the sea?

A good start

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two...one to mix the Martinis and one to call the electrician.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two...one to mix the Martinis and one to call the electrician.

And one too charge you $10000000000000 per hour

 

[burmafrd]

There was a tragedy a few years ago. A bus full of lawyers went over a guardrail and plunged 150 feet onto solid rock and all were killed. The tragedy was there were some empty seats.

 

[burmafrd]

Lawyers can scuba dive anywhere and never half to worry about sharks.















































Professional courtesy.

 

[burmafrd]

A lawyer can go into any tenement or bad apartment in any city and not have to worry about rats biting.











































rats have SOME standards.

 

[5Stars]

Poor lawyers...! Well, poor, rich lawyers...

I hope we don't scare away peplaw, theogt, abersonic, kartr...verdict, fuzzy(want to be a lawyer)Lumpkins, educan, and Phonetic- (wanna be a Cowboy fan) Talon....and SkinsAndGibbs(sucks for life)...

Anyone else?

 

[peplaw06]

Wow... for a second I thought I walked in on Open Mic night at Crackers Comedy Club.

"This is your conscience... Why am I here?"

 

[5Stars]

Wow... for a second I thought I walked in on Open Mic night at Crackers Comedy Club.

"This is your conscience... Why am I here?"

That will be $175.00 for your post! Pay up sucker!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

the man at a bar hears someone saying to him, "my, what a nice shirt you're wearing", looks around, doesn't seem to recognize anyone talking to him

hears another compliment 2 seconds later, turns his head, and sees the peanuts talking to him, he taps the bartender, "excuse me, but what's wrong w/ these peanuts, they're talking to me", the bartender turns and says, "why sir, they're complimentary"

thank you, thank you, you've all been gracious hosts, I'll be here all night

 

[5Stars]

the man at a bar hears someone saying to him, "my, what a nice shirt you're wearing", looks around, doesn't seem to recognize anyone talking to him

hears another compliment 2 seconds later, turns his head, and sees the peanuts talking to him, he taps the bartender, "excuse me, but what's wrong w/ these peanuts, they're talking to me", the bartender turns and says, "why sir, they're complimentary"

thank you, thank you, you've all been gracious hosts, I'll be here all night

Booooo.....booooo....boooooo!


We are trying to punk the lawyers...not hear about some damn nuts!






(wait...i think i spoke too soon! most laywers are nuts)!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Booooo.....booooo....boooooo!


We are trying to punk the lawyers...not hear about some damn nuts!






(wait...i think i spoke too soon! most laywers are nuts)!

ok, ok

what's worse, or shall I say best, than a dead lawyer in a trashcan?
















a dead lawyer in 2 trashcans :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :worthy:

 

[5Stars]

ok, ok

what's worse, or shall I say best, than a dead lawyer in a trashcan?
















a dead lawyer in 2 trashcans :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :worthy:

That's not funny! Did you mean two dead lawyers in the same trashcan?

And, I bet that you can find a lawyer to defend the trashcan!