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A message to our fans:

Don't be discouraged!

Just remember, you have the opportunity to watch our team in the greatest football stadium in the world. This season is really about honoring this great achievement that is Cowboys Stadium. Just last week, our video board made it into the Guiness Book of World Records as the largest of its kind ... ever. That's something no other team can say!

We have a lot to be thankful for as Cowboy fans. Next year, after 51 years, we'll celebrate 50 years of Dallas Cowboys. Now, that's something to look forward to.

Also, I'll promise you this, Cowboy fans: I will spend extra time this off-season scouting players. I'll be making deals so fast your dadgum head will spin. I'll have more time because I won't have to be signing off on the paint colors and types of shrubs for the new stadium. I'll bring Larry Lacewell back for some veteran leadership and we'll be hunkered down in that war room. You guys want chemistry? Well, Larry and I have great chemistry.

In the meantime, enjoy an ice-cold Pepsi or Miller Lite with your Papa John's Pizza or chicken wings from Wingstop, the official chicken wings of the Dallas Cowboys. Your Cowboys are Ford Tough!
 
:shoot2: :shoot1: :whip: :shoot3: :spanking: :chainsaw: :chop:
 
We have a lot to be thankful for as Cowboy fans. Next year, after 51 years, we'll celebrate 50 years of Dallas Cowboys. Now, that's something to look forward to.

:laugh2: :(
 
Chief;2992766 said:
jerry-jones.jpg


A message to our fans:

Don't be discouraged!

Just remember, you have the opportunity to watch our team in the greatest football stadium in the world. This season is really about honoring this great achievement that is Cowboys Stadium. Just last week, our video board made it into the Guiness Book of World Records as the largest of its kind ... ever. That's something no other team can say!

We have a lot to be thankful for as Cowboy fans. Next year, after 51 years, we'll celebrate 50 years of Dallas Cowboys. Now, that's something to look forward to.

Also, I'll promise you this, Cowboy fans: I will spend extra time this off-season scouting players. I'll be making deals so fast your dadgum head will spin. I'll have more time because I won't have to be signing off on the paint colors and types of shrubs for the new stadium. I'll bring Larry Lacewell back for some veteran leadership and we'll be hunkered down in that war room. You guys want chemistry? Well, Larry and I have great chemistry.

In the meantime, enjoy an ice-cold Pepsi or Miller Lite with your Papa John's Pizza or chicken wings from Wingstop, the official chicken wings of the Dallas Cowboys. Your Cowboys are Ford Tough!


:lmao2:
 
I'm thankful that Wade Philips stay in Dallas as the headcoach will be over 12 games from now, 16 too late, but his time is coming to an end, as is Jerry's, Senility is just around the corner, if it hasn't arrived already...
 
The bright side is 12 more games till a new coaching staff. Lets hope Jerry makes the right move this time.
 
:laugh2:

sad but true.


Chief;2992766 said:
jerry-jones.jpg


A message to our fans:

Don't be discouraged!

Just remember, you have the opportunity to watch our team in the greatest football stadium in the world. This season is really about honoring this great achievement that is Cowboys Stadium. Just last week, our video board made it into the Guiness Book of World Records as the largest of its kind ... ever. That's something no other team can say!

We have a lot to be thankful for as Cowboy fans. Next year, after 51 years, we'll celebrate 50 years of Dallas Cowboys. Now, that's something to look forward to.

Also, I'll promise you this, Cowboy fans: I will spend extra time this off-season scouting players. I'll be making deals so fast your dadgum head will spin. I'll have more time because I won't have to be signing off on the paint colors and types of shrubs for the new stadium. I'll bring Larry Lacewell back for some veteran leadership and we'll be hunkered down in that war room. You guys want chemistry? Well, Larry and I have great chemistry.

In the meantime, enjoy an ice-cold Pepsi or Miller Lite with your Papa John's Pizza or chicken wings from Wingstop, the official chicken wings of the Dallas Cowboys. Your Cowboys are Ford Tough!
 

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