Look out, Zeke, you are morphing into a backup

GimmeTheBall!

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Dear old fellows and workaday citizens, can anybody here argue that we need the same-old, same-old injured Zeke?
Can anybody here state a reason why this team needs a washed-up RB when Pollard has twice the YPC, is healthy and quicker?

Zeke, even if old man Jerry insists on starting him, is on the way to Palookaville where tired athletes retire.

Contract?
Jerry, if ya gotta pay Sequel, pay him.
But the stats, the fans and all matter of reasoning point to Pollard as our new RB!

Holla
 

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Dear old fellows and workaday citizens, can anybody here argue that we need the same-old, same-old injured Zeke?
Can anybody here state a reason why this team needs a washed-up RB when Pollard has twice the YPC, is healthy and quicker?

Zeke, even if old man Jerry insists on starting him, is on the way to Palookaville where tired athletes retire.

Contract?
Jerry, if ya gotta pay Sequel, pay him.
But the stats, the fans and all matter of reasoning point to Pollard as our new RB!

Holla
We don't need to argue Jerry has laid the law down and told everyone in no uncertain terms that Zeke is the man so the thread can just stop right now because it's Jerry's toy and he is going to play with it the way he likes
 

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Would have been interesting to see if Elliot was healthy and got the Pollard carrys. Some of those runs he may have not gotten as many yards and some he may have gotten more.
 

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Dear old fellows and workaday citizens, can anybody here argue that we need the same-old, same-old injured Zeke?
Can anybody here state a reason why this team needs a washed-up RB when Pollard has twice the YPC, is healthy and quicker?

Zeke, even if old man Jerry insists on starting him, is on the way to Palookaville where tired athletes retire.

Contract?
Jerry, if ya gotta pay Sequel, pay him.
But the stats, the fans and all matter of reasoning point to Pollard as our new RB!

Holla
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GimmeTheBall!

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We don't need to argue Jerry has laid the law down and told everyone in no uncertain terms that Zeke is the man so the thread can just stop right now because it's Jerry's toy and he is going to play with it the way he likes

Thanks, Dad.
 

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Is this going to go on for the next 2 weeks?
 

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Most definitely.

We can do some more Dak threads if you prefer!
Either way I'm cool.....just notice they are the two that get bashed in street clothes or not, yet Cooper Rush got the cry for being the new starting QB, TPollard is the next coming of Eric Dickerson, KMoore is granted excuse after excuse, and LVE is receiving more immunity than diplomats in Washington. And the FO just bungled opportunities to get better before the trade deadline. Just sayin'. This board is consistently negative on those two, as much as the late seasons flops that arrive each year.
 

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Actually i think Zeke has morphed into a first teamer....but first team fullback. Great blocker, picks up 3 yards and a cloud of turf pebbles. Problem is, fullbacks went out in the era of the Sony walkman. And do not get much dinero today if you have one. Some say to bring him back on a big discount....but nooo, we need the roster spot for a blocking TE. Adios muchacho....
 
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