Look out, Zeke, you are morphing into a backup

[terra]

Dear old fellows and workaday citizens, can anybody here argue that we need the same-old, same-old injured Zeke?
Can anybody here state a reason why this team needs a washed-up RB when Pollard has twice the YPC, is healthy and quicker?

Zeke, even if old man Jerry insists on starting him, is on the way to Palookaville where tired athletes retire.

Contract?
Jerry, if ya gotta pay Sequel, pay him.
But the stats, the fans and all matter of reasoning point to Pollard as our new RB!

Holla

the next intelligent post will be your first

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

the next intelligent post will be your first

Pithy?
No.
Nuanced?
No.
Tortured wordplay? Tha might be it, Louella.