love at first sight

[5Stars]

He took me into his room, so we could not be seen.
He put his hand around my neck, so I could not scream.

He took off my wrapper and gazed upon my form, while I
stood there shivering, he was nice and warm.

He put his feverish lip to mine ane lifted up my rear, and
made me what I am today...

An empty bottle of beer.

 

[ndanger]

Dude, you need to pm me and I'll hook you up with my therapist or my dealer. Myself I prefer the chemicals but my therapist helps a lot when my chemical system gets too much blood in it. Either way get help.

 

[Signals]

I don't EVEN want to hear about your relative, the aluminum can. Just keep it to yourself.