Jerry
When I find the team in times of trouble
Owner Jerry comes to me
Winking words of wisdom, Jerry
And after 3 hours of darkness
He is standing there on the TV
Winking words of wisdom, Jerry
Jerry, Jerry
Jerry, Jerry
Winking words of wisdom, Jerry
And when this broken down roster
Couldn't possibly compete
I know who has the answer, Jerry
And even though the ******** (mentally challenged....rhymes with "he started")
Know we have no chance until change we see
I know the real answer, is more Jerry
Jerry, Jerry
Jerry, Jerry
Yeah there will be an answer, ~wink~ more Jerry
Jerry, Jerry
Jerry, Jerry
A salesman's wink of wisdom, Jerry
~solo~
Jerry, Jerry
Jerry, yeah Jerry
Winking words of wisdom, Jerry .....eeee
And as I yell out loudly
As I shine a light on his obituary
But welcome to tomorrow, Stevey
I throw up to the sound of pressers,
Owner Stevey comes to me
Winking words of wisdom, Kill me.....eeee
Stevey, Stevey
Stevey, yeah kill me
You listen to his answer, kill me......eeee
Jerry, Stevey
Then the kid in the jersey
Not one more word of wisdom, kill me......eeee