Madden talks to God

[Rackat]

John Madden was walking the sidelines in New England when he sees Tom Brady on a gold phone. Madden looks a little confused and asks " Who're you talking to?"

"God", replies Brady.

Madden asks "Can I talk to him?"

"Sure, but it'll cost you $400."

"BOOM! Done" says Madden.

He gets all his picks for the next week, and they all come in winners.

The next week he is walking the sidelines in Green Bay when he sees Bret Favre on a gold phone. "Are you talking to God?"

"Yea" says Favre. Again Madden asks to talk. "Sure, but it'll cost ya $600."

"BOOM! Done!" Again all his picks come in for the week.

A couple of weeks later Madden is walking the sidelines in Dallas when he sees Tony Romo on a gold phone. "Are you talking to God?"

"Yes," says Romo.

Again Madden asks if he can talk. "Sure, but it'll cost ya fifty cents."

"Fifty cents? But it was $400 in New England and $600 in Green Bay?"

"Yea, but it's a local call here."

 

[xpistofer]

John Madden was walking the sidelines in New England when he sees Tom Brady on a gold phone. Madden looks a little confused and asks " Who're you talking to?"

"God", replies Brady.

Madden asks "Can I talk to him?"

"Sure, but it'll cost you $400."

"BOOM! Done" says Madden.

He gets all his picks for the next week, and they all come in winners.

The next week he is walking the sidelines in Green Bay when he sees Bret Favre on a gold phone. "Are you talking to God?"

"Yea" says Favre. Again Madden asks to talk. "Sure, but it'll cost ya $600."

"BOOM! Done!" Again all his picks come in for the week.

A couple of weeks later Madden is walking the sidelines in Dallas when he sees Tony Romo on a gold phone. "Are you talking to God?"

"Yes," says Romo.

Again Madden asks if he can talk. "Sure, but it'll cost ya fifty cents."

"Fifty cents? But it was $400 in New England and $600 in Green Bay?"

"Yea, but it's a local call here."

:laugh2:

 

[DT101]

:laugh2:

 

[adamknite]

Well done my friend.

 

[superpunk]

I always figured God would look like Jerry Jones.

 

[Brad0Walker]

Sorry, repost, credit "HighTechDave"

Favre vs Romo



Brett Favre, after living a full life died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest house with a faded Packers’

flag in the window.

“This house is yours for eternity, Brett” said God. “This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here.”

Brett felt special indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk. It had a

50 ft. flagpole with an enormous Dallas Cowboys flag, and in every window a Cowboys silver star.

Brett looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro quarterback, I won 2 Super Bowls and

I even got into the Hall of Fame.”

God said, “So what do you want to know, Brett?”

“Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?”

God chuckled and said, “Brett, that’s not Tony Romo’s house, it’s mine.

 

[5Stars]

I always figured God would look like Jerry Jones.

Before or after the face lift?

 

[smarta5150]

I always figured God would look like Jerry Jones.

Don't pick on Jerry because he hasn't aged well.

 

[SultanOfSix]

I liked the joke, and Walker, I like the Romo sig.